Me On The First Date

As pride month begins, let us not forget our Palestinian brothers and sisters.

people on tumblr be like “I’m going to create an environment that is so bad for people with OCD”

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

The Holdovers (Alexander Payne, 2023)

Happy Valentine’s Day from The Golden Girls!

Chocolate by The 1975 Lyrics

As heard:

Hey now, koi schplipi cushya knowthatcha will, Oh, ya buy ya fren lie CHOCOLATE YOU SAID a weeee go. Ah nobody know, Wih GUNS HIDDEN UNDER OUR peh ee coh, Oh, We nebagonnaquiddi nu wenebagonnaquiddi no,

Now, RUN RUN AWAY FROM THE poison o’ ploo, Oh, macaw, SMELLS LIKE CHOCOLATE, HEY NOW, ah think about what you doWAH, THINK ABOUT WHAT THEY SAY, THINK ABOUT hahte thin, Pois en play pois in play POOOIS eh,

OHHHH WE. GO. ANOOBODYNOHHHoooo, Wih GUNS HIDDEN UNDER OUR peh ee coh, Mmmmm, wenebagonaquiddi nuuu wenebagonaquidi NO. Ye, WE DRESSED IN BLACK FROM HEAD TO TOE, WE GOT GUNS HIDDEN UNDER OUR peh ee coh, Nuuu, wenebagonaquiddi nuu wenebagonaquidi no.

Nuhh, yuh nebagonaquiddinuhyhnebagonaquiddi ih yuh don stah SMOKIN’ IT, That’s What She Said ;) SHE SAID, WE DRESSED IN BLACK FROM HEAD TO TOE, w GUNS HIDDEN UNDER OUR peh ee coh, Mmm, we nebagonaquiddi nu wenebagonaquiddi no,

Hey now, we buldinaw speedy schlehh pro chinna HILL, Oh, mah heh smez lie CHOCOLATE, Hey now, ye sayyuh gonaquiddi buh ynebagonaquiddi gorgeddi gorgeddi gorgeddi gorgeddi Go. Play coo.

Uhhwee saydawee. Go. Anoobodynohoooo, Wih GUNS HIDDEN UNDER OUR peh ee coh, Mmmmm, wenebagonaquiddi nuuu wenebagonaquidi NO. Ye, WE DRESSED IN BLACK FROM HEAD TO TOE, WE GOT GUNS HIDDEN UNDER OUR peh ee coh, Nuuu, wenebagonaquiddi nuu wenebagonaquidi no.

Well I think we bedda OH, Siri asly bedda OH, Seda beta ihyuh no, Siri asly bedda Oohohoh, Well I think we bedda OH, Seda fetsa eeru no, Siri feck a bedda no, Siri asly bedda OOooh……..

Asedduwee. Go. Anoobodynohoooo, Wih GUNS HIDDEN UNDER OUR peh ee coh, Mmmmm, wenebagonaquiddi nuuu wenebagonaquidi NO. Ye, WE DRESSED IN BLACK FROM HEAD TO TOE, WE GOT GUNS HIDDEN UNDER OUR peh ee coh, Nuuu, wenebagonaquiddi nuu wenebagonaquidi no. NO. no. NO..

(MINDLESS HOLLERING IN THE BACKGROUND) Well I think we bedda OH, Siri asly bedda OH, Seda beta ihyuh no, Siri asly bedda Oohohoh, Well I think we bedda OH, Seda fetsa eeru no, Siri feck a bedda no, Siri asly bedda OOooh……..

(i have never looked at the official lyrics and i never will… i want to preserve the magic…)

Palestinian kids mimic Israeli soldiers arresting Palestinian adults.

people who say "i'm a little ocd 🤪" because they straighten their pens are the same ones who demonize people who have violent or sexual intrusive thoughts and think its weird or stupid if you have to flip a switch 7 times before you sit down

A birthday gift for my longest online friend!