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Darth Vibrader: A Darth Vader Statue Made From Sex Toys 

If Disney is angry with the way GQ sexualized Star Wars’ characters in their recent Amy Schumer photo shoot, wait until they get a load of this life sized Darth Vader made out of sex toys.

WoodRocket presents the web series, Screwing Things Up, where porn stars and their friends build some of the most amazing, weird, wild, and sexy things out of vibrators, butt plugs, nipple clamps, and other adult products.

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37 years ago, instead of taking this 3rd grader to school in the morning, my parents took me to see The Empire Strikes Back! #parentingwiththeForce

Yes!!!

I am going to give my unwanted opinion on what I want to see happen to Kylo Ren in the upcoming films. So buckle up people.

As much as I would love, love, love, love, LOVE a redemption story for Kylo Ren I have come to realize that what I would love even more is to see him just completely fall into darkness. I don’t know if its because I’m just really over “Happily Ever Afters” right now, or maybe I’m just too much a pessimist but I really find redemption stories cliche right now.

 I want to see Kylo Ren just become completely engulfed in rage and sadness. I want to see more of him getting hurt, pounding his wounds, and completely annihilating his enemies. I want to see him just lose himself to the Dark Side completely. I’m sure there’s something wrong with me…..being completely attracted to a character who has no hope of being redeemed.

I think this scenario is completely attainable too. Considering our beloved Carrie Fisher has left us(RIP General), I could see them tying this into his descent into complete and utterly unredeemable chaos. I mean imagine….he killed his own father, and now soon he’s going to find out his mother died (I’m assuming that’s how they are going to do things). I mean IMAGINE. The one piece of light in his life is now gone. GONE. I mean, no one knows how long Snoke has been messing with Ren’s head. He’s been waiting for something to change so that he can dig his hooks into him even deeper. And now this is the perfect catalyst to basically ensure Ren never turns back to the light. 

So in conclusion, I am 100% ready for a full blown Kylo Ren, Sith Lord. 

THESE ARE THE MOST PERFECT CRAYONS TO EVER EXIST!!

(I ordered a Star Wars coloring book for my niece and when it arrived, it unexpectedly included this set of crayons. I am screaming.)

Kylo Ren // Lego Ren

I will

By the grace of your training, I will not be seduced.

Been coloring in my new coloring book (skills are shaky cuz of my bursitis)

(He denies it, but Kylo and I could both use all the hugs we could get. ♥)

My cupcake...😍

Love my kiddo! Happy Mom's Day!