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If they ever made a Maul cartoon, this is how every episode should end!

Star Wars has my heart, always. My latest collection of words on my favorite soul candies.

Your Feelings for Them are Strong ❤️

My go-to attitude is that Valentine’s Day is a crock, a farce, a Hallmark holiday. I am an anti-sentimental, cynical hater of love, except when I fantasize about Kylo Ren. I am a fierce defender of my singlehood, but I like romantic relationships, but, even if I were to have a cherished love in real life, I have a bad reaction to conventional notions of romance, expelling it from my imagination as projectile thought vomit.

So not unusual that I am much opposed to Kylo Ren and Rey becoming romantically involved because I consider Kylo Ren MY delicious cupcake, my favorite flavor of tragedy, for me alone. The only reason I could maybe (slim chance) accept any relationship between them is if she turns to the dark side, and they don’t get married (because I don’t like that institution from our civilization imposed on the Star Wars galaxy) but even then, they just aren’t right for each other because he’s MINE, so if they allied, it better be platonic! 

Besides, one of my evidence-less theories is that Rey is Leia’s daughter, from a relationship after Han and she broke up. I also have a baseless theory that Anakin had a twin and Rey is Anakin’s grand niece. So if Rey and Ren don’t remain enemies, they certainly cannot have a romantic relationship because they are related, and I say that is how it should be for the sake of my fanatical insertion in my favorite fictional galaxy far far away.

On social media there is a ton of Reylo feeds perpetuating this glob-awful relationship, and I often smirk roll my eyes when I come across them, although many have indulged their wish for this relationship with fun, charming, beautiful, comical and haunting representations inspired by this relationship. 

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You Cannot Always Trust in Hope

Light Side Fallacies: Rey Sets Herself Up, Again, for Disappointment

Sometimes the things you hope for so dearly, with intense energy and focus, will never come to fruition. And you hope and hope and have faith in in and faith in hope, but it will never come to be. Many on the light side fall into this trap.

When Kylo Ren told Rey who her parents were, all her hopes of them coming back or being people of more importance, hope that they had to give her up reluctantly, and maybe once loved her, all that disintegrated. 

Although, as many do, I do wonder if he is even telling her the truth, if he even has any knowledge of who her parents are. How does he know? Like a good dark side disciple, he may just be taking advantage of this fierce vulnerability of hers. Her trust in the good in people leaves her gullible to believe him, his lies. 

Well, in her defense, how can one resist anything that pours forth from those delicious lips? I would happily lap up just about anything from them.

With his revelation, true or not, she was forced to stop. To give up hope…in them.

Sometimes we have to do that; sometimes hope is not enough to make it so, and sometimes someone in our life has to distinguish that hope for us because we are stubborn and want to believe that if we just trust to hope that this thing we most long for can actually come to be. Sometimes there will be no happy ending to one of our life’s stories no matter how much we hope for it.

But it provides a moment to move on, a moment to channel that sometimes obsessive energy into something new that could be. Rey also has hope that Kylo Ren can be redeemed, will she again put trust in hope with the possibility that she will have to accept that hoping something will not always make it so? 

Now that she’s given up on the dream that is her parents, coming back to her, revealing their identity, she has that energy to place hope in Kylo Ren. Is she setting herself up again for disappointment? (I hope so, as I do not want Kylo Ren to be redeemed; I can’t lose my dark side cupcake.)  

Oh how those on the light side willfully delude themselves with hope. 

Kyloha

A (tiny, crocheted) shirtless Master of the Knights of Ren visits Oahu 

My sister lives in Oahu and made these dolls for me, so I had to go pick them up. I decided to make this Flat-Stanley-esque photo essay with my adorable Kylo Ren. 

I arrived with a trooper escort but soon got into the Aloha spirit and gave the trooper the week off.

View from the balcony of my accommodations. I don’t want to give away the name of the place lest they be flooded with visitors wanting to sleep in the same bed that I graced.

Taking Uber makes it easy to get around the island, away from the crowds

Enjoying a guava dumpling for breakfast at Island Brew Coffeehouse in Hawaii Kai

Halona Cove Lookout. This is a much prettier seaside location than where I “hooked up” with Rey, but it messed up my hair.

Halona Cove Lookout

At Koko Crater Botanical Gardens, I really felt the Aloha flowing through me. The Plumerias were beautiful and smelled almost as intoxicating as Rey.

At Makapu’u Beach working on my tan

Thought I heard some Resistance Scum nearby

Some shopping at Manoa Chocolate Factory. I hope Rey likes chocolate.

Rum tasting at KoHana Distillery

I wanted to see what they aging barrels look like, so I sliced them open.

Laie Church of Latter Day Saints Temple. Much better than any Jedi Temple

Going to find Rey a Hello Kitty sticker at Don Quijote

Happy Hour at Buho Cantina in Waikiki

It was taco Tuesday

I had a lot to drink. Met this cute, but very drunk, girl and her friends. She was strong with the Force and kept trying to touch my saber. I was a bit drunk, so I hope Rey understands.

Went for a ride with her on her Biki. I was too drunk to pedal the thing, but she wasn’t in a much better state to be pedaling, either, so we parked it.

Duke Kahanamoku statue on Waikiki Beach. He must have been as awesome to his people as I am.

Couldn’t find another Biki to rent, so I Force-choked a local and took this cruiser.

Breakfast on the last day of the trip

Alohi cakes with Guava jam and banana sour cream. I think Rey would like these.

Seeing if this banyan tree might be a Force tree while waiting for my tour of the Iolani Palace.

Darth Vader’s castle was much better than Iolani Palace.

Some final souvenir shopping at Ala Moana Mall

I hope Rey likes cookies

Waiting to board my flight. My saber needs some repairs. I had a great trip. Think I got a bit of a tan, too. I hope Rey likes that.

(952): I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i’m so frustrated

Your son is gone. He was weak and foolish, like his father, so I destroyed him.

Bring the dark side race to SoCal, please!

Star Wars fans from across the galaxy gathered to kick off the weekend with a 5K run.