I Need All Of Them!!!!

it’s Logan’s birthday again; work? don’t know her. all i know is Love Logan Sanders, Cherish Him, and Vote.

I just remembered the part of One Piece where Brook becomes a rock star and his managers tip off the Marines he’s actually Brook the Pirate because they’re pissed at him for wanting to retire. This is so funny because:

imagine finding out your favourite pop star is actually a dead criminal. Like what if we found out Macklemore had been Al Capone this whole time

imagine being the guy who has to call up the government and convince them their favourite rock star is actually a pirate who died 50 years ago and came back to life as a skeleton

imagine being the Marine to take that phone call

Manager: I am telling you, the musician you know as Soul King is actually the pirate “Humming” Brook!!

Marine: *rummaging through wanted posters for a long time* Uhhhhh, sorry but according to our records, Brook has… skin. And is like 90 years old.

Manager #2: He ate a Devil Fruit that let him die and come back as a skeleton!

Marine: Um. *covering the phone with his hand* Can Devil Fruits make you come back from the dead as a skeleton?

Other Marine: I don’t know. Probably.

Marine: *into the phone* We’ll be right over.

Kids come first Au

The koopalings ages and more.

-Ludwig was adopted at 5 by Bowser who is his really great uncle. (Is 10 at the start of the story. )

-Lemme was adopted at 4 by Bowser with is baby brother Iggy who was 2. After being found in a fruit crate that was sent to the palace. (Lemme is 9 and Iggy is 7 at the start of the story.)

2 years later Bowser adopted 3 more koopalings plus an egg. Who all lost their families to plague.

The koopalings were 5-year-old cousins Roy and Wendy. Along with Bowser's other great-nephew 3-year-old Morton and an almost ready-to-hatch egg(Larry).

(Roy and Wendy are 8,Morton is 6, and Larry is 3 at the start of the story.)

Almost a year later the stork dropped off Jr.'s egg. ( Jr is 2 and a half at the start of the story.)

Times are troubling and hard right now-but never forget, your Beet loving Grandmother loves you very very much and wants you to be safe.

And for you to eat your vegetables.

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

you. lower mammal