Patton: The softest little Hufflepuff ever.
Roman: Gryffindor because “The brave ones belongs here!”
Logan: Obviously Ravenclaw because he doesn’t think he’s smarter than anyone else: he knows he’s smarter than anyone else.
Virgil: As the Sorting Hat sang: “Hufflepuff, she took the rest, and taught them all she knew”. So if Virgil doesn’t know where to belong, he will automatically belong to Hufflepuff. And become the edgiest Hufflepuff ever.
Remus: he has both Gryffindor and Ravenclaw qualities and he thinks that how fun it would be, to choose Ravenclaw? He would belong with the smarty pants! Roman would drop dead in shock! But then he thinks about being in Roman’s same house, pestering him from morning to night, for seven whole years, ruining his life and his idea about Gryffindor being the house where heroes belong… and so he chooses Gryffindor and he’s very happy about it.
Janus: he’s the literal Hufflepuff’s heir, the Sorting Hat is ready to scream “Hufflepuff” and hasn’t even touched his head… but before it does it, Janus physically fights the Hat and threatens to cut it in tiny pieces, if it doesn’t put him into Slytherin because how can he be a cunning leader if he’s a Hufflepuff and because aesthetic and being evil, I am evil I swear.
Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you
PANERA? BREAD??
you know he had to do it to em 😔
inspired post by @sander-sides-posts on @more-incorect-quotes and original quote from snapcube!
Said almost everyone in America.
why are star wars planets more boring than earth and our solar system like sure we’ve seen desert, snow, diff types of forest, beach, lava, rain, but like…
rainbow mountains (peru)
red soil (canada/PEI)
rings (saturn’s if they were on earth)
bioluminescent waves
northern lights (canada)
salt flats (bolivia, where they filmed crait but did NOTHING COOL WITH IT except red dust?? like??? come ON)
and cool fauna like the touch me not or like, you know, the venus flytrap.. and don’t get me started on BUGS like… we have bugs cooler than sw aliens
BASICALLY like???? come on star wars you had one (1) job where are the cool alien species
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
Devastating news today. Sorry to have to post these drawings in these circumstances 🥺
I love her a lot, she will be deeply, deeply missed 😔
Dame Margaret Natalie Smith CH DBE (28 December 1934 − 27 September 2024) ✨ Rest in Love.
Kids come first Au
The kooplaings may not complain to their dad but they do complain to Kamek about Peach. Every time she escapes they go to Kamek and just ask him why "king dad" keeps trying to marry Peach when she's only mean to him all the time and keeps running away. Kamek usually just says that he's in love and that they'll understand when they're older. But in reality, he has no idea why his son keeps trying to marry someone who doesn't love him. He can see the emotional toll, Bowser takes every time Peach escapes. So when Jr. comes to him talking about a nice man in green that gave him candy and really cool bandaids and did he mention he was nice and how he wished Princess mom was that nice and how he wouldn't mind if dad married the man in green. Kamek being Kamek already knows who Jr. is talking about and can't help but agree with Jr. (even if it's a bad idea)
Role swap au where Zuko was the Avatar who got frozen for a hundred years, so when he’s rescued from the ice instead of a goofy twelve year old Katara catches this mysterious teenager with long hair and a cool scar and a fucking DRAGON
Katara: BOY???? HOT BOY?????? HOT TEENAGE BOY?????????
Zuko: *speaks*
Katara: nevermind I hate him