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Young Justice summoning Danny

They are like "he can't escape this circle we're fine" but the circle only works for ghosts, not halfas and especially not for the ghost king

So Danny, who only came because he was bored, pretty much immediately leaves them because wow a world with heroes? Gotta check it out and he wants to see how different the stars are

So, now the entire hero community is on lookout for this ghost who could absolutely rock some shit if he wanted to

Tim knows about it and feels pretty guilty but he also just met this cute guy who likes talking about stars, so he is a bit preoccupied

Petition to make Mr Banana from Miraculous Ladybug into a cryptid.

He’s just around every day and no one knows his true face, if he even has one. No one knows who, or what, is under that bright yellow, always smiling, never changing, face.

He knows the unseen horrors of the world, yet he does not speak them. He likely knows the secret identities of Paris’ beloved heroes, yet he stays quiet.

He knows.

No one knows what he knows.

But he knows.

And he will never speak the horrors he has witnessed or the deep, unfathomable secrets he has been unwittingly privy to.

He watches.

And he knows.

And after years of his tormenting silence, keeping the depths of knowledge that no human could possibly comprehend, the only thing he has and will ever speak, in his near perfect copy of a human voice,

“Stay Peachy!”

What does he mean?

What hidden knowledge has he encrypted into his words, his very voice?

What horrors and unfathomable knowledge lies behind those glassy eyes, never blinking, never moving, yet all-seeing?

What unseen, incomprehensible, eldritch horror is hidden behind that wide, too wide, too friendly, just too welcoming, never changing grin?

What secrets does he keep? And for how long? How long has Mr Banana been here? No one knows. If you ask, they’ll say he’s always been here, bringing joy to anyone who sees him. How old is Mr Banana? Where did he come from? Where will he return to?

Will he return to the ash and dust of the Earth once We are all Gone?

Will he ever return anywhere?

Does he have anything to return to? Or has he simply existed since the dawn of everything? Will he be here to see it all crumble? Will he bring the end? Will he be here after we have all met our inevitable demise?

Or is he protecting us? From the horrors he has been witness to?

Is he, alone, preventing our annihilation?

Will he protect us from The End?

Would we simply crumble without his Guardianship?

Should we have faced our demise already?

Is he the one who prevented this?

Is he Still preventing this?

Is he the only thing standing in the way of meeting our eternal fate?

That, dear Readers, is a question we should not ponder too long, should the conclusion be unfavorable. Or Worse. Incomprehensible.

We should simply appreciate this protection we have from facing the inevitable eternity which awaits us.

And with that, dear Readers, I bid you adieu, and a, hopefully, restful night.

Goodnight, dear Readers, Goodnight.

Me, trying my hand at making memes for the first time: ʸᵒ ᵈᵃⁿⁿʸ ᶠᵉⁿᵗᵒⁿ ʰᵉ ʷᵃˢ ʲᵘˢᵗ ¹⁴ ʷʰᵉⁿ ʰⁱˢ ᵖᵃʳᵉⁿᵗˢ ᵇᵘⁱˡᵗ ᵃ ᵛᵉʳʸ ˢᵗʳᵃⁿᵍᵉ ᵐᵃᶜʰⁱⁿᵉ

Also me, making my memes and apparently making people have crises over The Box Ghost having a Minnesota accent: >:)

Dad Ego! being asked by his child to scare off a person who keeps asking them out and not taking a hint? I wonder how Ego would react with the information that a person is harassing his child and how he would scare them off

OOOH PROTECTIVE DAD EGO HERE WE GO

Requests open! - dad!Ego masterlist

Tags: gn!Ego's child!reader, reader is a teenager and uhh, yeah that's it

Ego notices how uncomfortable you are IMMEDIATELY. Even though you try to ignore the person and even tell them to leave you alone, they just don't stop. That's when your father steps in. He's tall - so he basically towers over them as he tells them to leave you alone. Ego rarely gets aggressive towards strangers, but if he does, it's always to protect you. At first, he's actually very passive-aggressive and then drifts into being more direct by constantly asking questions like "Do you like harassing people? You get off on that shit or what?" and "You really can't take a hint to fuck off when someone wants you to?"

As soon as the creep is gone, Ego makes sure you're okay and reassures you what the stranger did was very wrong. Ego really wants you to know you should never give in to someone even if they don't let go when you say no. And because some people suck and won't take no for an answer, your father will always be there to scare them off and protect you.

Is it possible to have more than one ‘type’? Like yk type of ppl your attracted to? Cuz I have like 3 types ;-;

Older men (particularly DILFs) (shut up, I know I have daddy issues ;-;)

Himbos (they’re so sweet and beefy and dumb 😖💗😖💗🥵🥵)

And fuckin psychos (like,, if they’re attractive hell yea, they a snacc but if they go like psycho feral I’m boutta jump that shit 🥵🥵🥵)

(Honorary mention,, stinky wall men,, y’all know what I mean like Brahms from The Boy,, Bruno from Encanto,, my stinky wall men can get it 😖❤️😖❤️)

benny weir masterlist

all of my writings for benny <3

** means nsfw content

Strangers To Lovers | Imagine (all readers)

The Broken Road | Imagine (all readers)

Witchcraft Connections | Imagine (all readers)

Christmas Mistakes | Imagine (all readers)

Apple Picking Date | Headcanons (all readers)

The Chance Of A Dusker | Imagine (all readers)

Educational Dream | Imagine (female readers)

I Really Loved You | Imagine (female readers) Part Two & Part Three

His Kisses | Preferences (all readers)

First Time With S/O | Headcanons (female readers)

Genderfluid Love | Headcanons (all readers)

my masterlist:

the home of all fandoms that I have written for and their beloved characters inside of them; updated with each and every new writing post. ALL OF MY FANDOMS THAT I WRITE FOR!

DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES STEAL MY WORK AT ALL, ITS ALL MINE THANK YOU!

REQUESTS ARE ALWAYS OPEN !

angels please enjoy reading <3 ! also the masterlists are in alphabetical order by fandom name

addams family masterlist

buffy the vampire slayer masterlist

creepypasta masterlist (coming soon)

dc universe masterlist

grimm masterlist

kurt sutter universe masterlist

labyrinth masterlist

marvel universe masterlist

my babysitter’s a vampire masterlist

my original characters masterlist

percy jackson masterlist

slashers & co. masterlist

supernatural masterlist

the twilight saga masterlist

the umbrella academy masterlist

the vampire diaries masterlist

The Inuzuka Clan should just constantly be feral.

Not incoherent but just constantly in a state of just Absolute Feral Menaces to Society. Then their spouses and/or partners should be the calm ones that keep them under control and the only ones that can calm The Feral™️. Obviously, if someone insults the spouses/partners there is no holding them back, but also should someone insult the Feral Spouse or their Feral Children, the Calm Spouse will not take a shred of bullshit and will immediately make the person regret their entire existence without any violence necessary.

Think, Masaru Bakugou and his Feral Wife and Child, but even more so because Wolf Bois.

It is a crime and a travesty that we did not get this so I’m putting it out there to hope someone agrees and/or writes something about/with it.

A New New Blog!!

I’ve made a similar post before as some of you may have seen lol

This blog will go back to being a backup as I’ve made a replacement blog for Spiderlily-w1tch-blog(may she rest in peace 😔) that actually matches most of my other social media lol but especially my Ao3

The new blog is @koolaidmansbitch and I’m still in the process of setting it up over there and haven’t uploaded any of my stories just yet, know that I will once things in my irl life have calmed down a bit (i’m preparing to move and do actual real adult things like paying for it myself and figuring out how to live on my own like that and figuring out schooling since I’ll be moving 2 hours away from my current place) and I’ve gotten a little further in my WISPSIMPS series.

If you were a follower of Spiderlily-w1tch-blog, then go ahead and follow the new blog if you want to keep up with my stories! Or, go ahead and check out my Ao3 under the same name, Koolaidmansbitch

Masterlist

Alright everyone here’s my masterlist. This is a mixture of Overwatch fics and some monster loving fics. All fanfiction can be found on my Ao3, but my teratophilia stories are only found on here. 

Kinktober2017 

Day 1 Day 2 Day 3 Day 4 Day 5 Day 6 Day 7 Day 8 Day 9 Day 10 Day 11 Day 12 Day 13 Day 14 Day 15 Day 16 Day 17 Day 18 Day 19 Day 20 Day 21 Day 22 Day 23 Day 24 Day 25 Day 26 Day 27 Day 28 Day 29 Day 30 Day 31

Overwatch Fics

Gabriel Reyes x Reader

The Commander’s Babysitter Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12 Part 13 Part 14 Part 15 

The Shadow Wolf Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 

A Vampire Lover 

Knock First 

Don’t Be a Creep 

Overwatch Thanksgiving 

Death and the Mermaid Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 

A Sugar Daddy and his Baby Part 1 

Is this a Dream? 

Giveaway Prize: 1st Place

Lazy Mornings 

Love of Three Part 1 

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