Just wanna say kaley (hopefully i spell that right) have green eyes (I accidentally stumble across her ig account) and you know who else have green eyes, just saying doesn't mean anything by it 👀
Oh.
Oh no...
Are you saying Max haS A TYPE—
Update: He does.
And it is fucking COMICAL to watch f1 at this point. It's a circus.
Max Verstappen is absolutely unmatched in skill and talent so polished it doesn't compare to anything else at the moment. Ferrari signed the greatest of all time for a gajillion dollas, and he is fighting to stay in the points every week. Ferrari are also wasting Leclerc's time, but he's dumb and he won't leave. Lando Norris has the fastest car and he decides it belongs in the wall. Oscar Piastri is our only actual title contender and he has never shown any concern about it. George Russel is there. Fred is bald.
Charles is having Max's baby, but it's none of Max's business. 🤷♂️
back to discuss our 171619th proof of omegalerc for the day: the way his pheromones have people acting in public
second-hand praise kink activated 🙂↕️
*The first time Max and Charles met*
Max, internally: Wow, Charles seems great, he's good-looking. Wow, I'm... kinda in love. I definitely wanna get closer with him for sure
Charles: Hi, I'm Charles Leclerc, nice to meet you
Max, to Jos: Can you get rid of him?
Charles: Well, fuck you too
Max, internally: Fucking shit, Verstappen, come on, what the fuck
MAX WAS READY TO GIVE HIS MICROPHONE TO CHARLES 😭
Babe wake up, Richard Siken is posting about F1 RPF again.
ruffled kitten
Max to the (almost) rescue! 😇
Charles Leclerc needs a little help removing the Red Bull sticker from his back. 😅 🎥: 1, 2 (2023 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix)