Boobs Aren’t Circular. Boobs Sag. Boobs Can Be Lobsided. Boobs Can Be Uneven. Boobs Can Be Unsymmetrical.

question. do your irl friends know about your presence on this hellsite or are you in full hannah montana mode for life

I wish I could keep you all to myself. I’m your favorite, aren’t I? Why do you keep them around when they just hurt you? I’d never do the things that they do. I’d look after you. I’d never ignore you. Why can’t you just be mine alone?

the way i have both james ‘i don’t know anything’ energy and betty ‘they assume i know nothing just cause im young’ energy is the primary example on why im a walking contradiction

also lets not forget the (icon) augustine ‘living for the hope of it all’ energy — in my head all the damn time

so when are you gonna tell me that i’m the bane of your existence and the object of all your desires?

kinda wanna fuck, kinda wanna sleep, kinda wanna eat two large pizzas by myself

every time i shower im like “yeah! i’ll take better care of myself!! this rules!!! yeah!!!!” and then the horrors

napping together???? as a date???? fuck yes

beating the mental illness allegations by going to shower

She doesn’t have high standards she just knows what she deserves

Midnights is giving me major rep vibes.

Taylor: This album’s about my worst fears and feelings about myself.

Also Taylor: Every song is about how much I love Joe.