Drink Your Coffee. Read Your Books. It's Chaos Out There.

bring back dry humping and making out for hours

Literally me (I made this)

The four horsemen of phase 4!

i’m forsaken with this unquenchable thirst; i need you more than i need oxygen.

oxygen streams into my blood, spreads everywhere throughout my body; my love, did you know that if you cut the oxygen flow to the brain, within five minutes, your brain cells may begin to die?

my love, when i have to go five minutes without you by my side, i feel as if my heart may give out. i can’t stand when you leave me; i can’t stand not knowing when you’ll be back. please. i need you more than anything in this life.

i need you so badly.

every time i shower im like “yeah! i’ll take better care of myself!! this rules!!! yeah!!!!” and then the horrors

beating the mental illness allegations by going to shower

Remember the episode when Holt and Kevin got re-married and Kevin said “there is no one here anymore but family” and the entire squad was there? You remember that?

no, yeah i'm into some suuuper freaky stuff like my biggest kink is this thing called being desired, being yearned after, being wanted

yuo heard of it?