Coffee Gnomes

I just need to share with the world how our Delta Green game ended today. Even though writing in english is like torture for my brain

So, picture this scene... In the background - a mushroom cloud over what used to be a peaceful island not far from Blue Hill Bay. Four agents clinging on to a capsized boat. Hundreds of sheets of paper litter the water. Red TOP SECRET seals, MAJIC-level clearance, precious stuff, now turning into mush. Sunset. THE END!

My gf losing her mind after seeing a yellow sign at 6AM:

Me reposting it:

Translated the infamous Cassilda's song to Russian while preparing to run Impossible Landscapes. Everyone is welcome to use my translation if you like it.

О берег бьются облака, Два солнца прячутся в волнах, И тени все длинней в Каркозе.

Созвездий черных странный свет Мерцает странным лунам вслед, Но всех страннее мрак Каркозы.

Струится с неба песнь Гиад, Лохмотья Короля шуршат, Но тишина царит в Каркозе.

Мой голос нем, слова мертвы, Невыплаканных слез следы Засохнут навсегда в Каркозе.

My new player keeps falling asleep what do I do

Visited a russian-speaking lgbt immigrants fair (god what a mouthful)

It had an extra hour in a ball pit

And this guy who wasn't selling anything he just sat there and painted. I heard him say "well I just excepted a magical way of life"

I'm planning to become this guy when it's time for me to retire

dragons are so territorial that as soon as an egg is laid it needs to fuck right off and fend for itself even before a wyrmling hatches, a dragon egg is capable of movement and self defense. it's senses are not developed yet though, which makes it potentially dangerous if it blindly stumbles into your back yard. if it does, you can either carefully fence off an area around it, or build a really big fire outside of your property, it might get attracted to heat.

dragons are nice and all but what if they had cool eggs like sharks or manta rays

Am I insane or is Homestuck greatly influenced by the Book of the New Sun?

Not to toot my own horn but... *proceeds to toot my own horn*