headcanon that lamb actually just talks in baas except for when the crown speaks through them. and goat just understands them perfectly anyways
Dear Abbagail,
This is the person from Dunkin, I don’t think you’ll see this or if I’ll ever see you again but I hope you found a place to sleep. I’m glad I was able to make your day a little better and I hope that you’re able to get the help you need. Please stay safe out there and stay as sweet as you are. I will never regret giving you the money I did because you were in a time of need. I hope you know I’m proud of you for staying so nice and I hope you’re able to find a comfortable life.
With love,
Tundra.
Ps. I hung your letter on my letter. 💕
We Will Cover: Prologue: Why You Need to be A Darling And Accept Kidnapping Trusting Your Yandere's Control
How to Be the Source of Your Yandere’s Happiness
Recognizing Their Needs
How to Be Their Safe Haven
Taking Responsibility for Your Actions
How to Avoid the Temptation of Rebellion
The Art of Being Irreplaceable
How to Be a Good Darling When You're Being Punished Epilogue: When It's No Longer Your Choice.
OLD ^ New v Chapter 0: Prologue
Become a Darling
Chapter 1: Detecting Your Inner Darling
Am I A Darling?
Creating Your Circle
Identifying Fakers/Chasers
Never Admit Defeat
- Chapter 2: Putting Yourself In The Crosshairs
Entering Hunting Grounds
Fending Off Fakers
Cultivate Desperation
Stroke Interest
Don't Get Attached
Put Worries To Rest Chapter 3: Right At Home
EMPTY
EMPTY Chapter 4: Locked In Love
How to Avoid the Temptation of Rebellion
When It's No Longer Your Choice
Aaa why cant i just have a mate :( I wanna rub my face on them and make food and make my nest pretty and be loved and be able to show it in my way,,
so, I CRAVE raw meat a lot even though I can't eat it :( BUT I have compiled a list of foods that beings with human bodies can't eat (or just prefer not to), but that most animals eat that I could translate to human foods :D
worms = gummy worms :3 if you want them to be slimy like real worms, you could put water or a thin layer of oil on them
little insects = raisins or chia seed pudding (thank you to @puddin-dear 😌)
bigger insects = you could prob eat plain chips, I think it would have the same crunch affect. or chippers! (chocolate covered potato chips)
carrion (dead animal flesh) = jerky
raw meat = meat sticks (I believe you can get them in beef or turkey) or raw pepperoni (you can get it small bags). suggested by @avocados019, salami :3, and commented by @horse-wisteria 😅 prosciutto (which I honestly forgot was a thing 😭) and multiple beings have said salmon and I keep forgetting about salmon 😭
mice = marshmallow mice (credits to @ink-man-sam )
kibble = cereal (I think most of you know that though) or for something softer- gnocchi! (Suggested by
treats = Scooby snacks!
Go-gurt (if you freeze them, they're really good!)
nut bars, such as Nutri grain or Kind (good protein/energy + tasty)
Chex mix
assorted nuts/trail mix
smoothies!
(i may be updating this a lot so keep in mind)
I don't like the mutual obsessed stuff. Not because I don't love them, but because I want to be small and tired and not have to do all the work associated with obsession
I cannot stress enough to you that all American government agencies are falling apart at the seams right now and they will not be put back together for the foreseeable future. EPA DHS ED VA FDA NIH IRS CDC HHS NPS etc... Elon Musk is dismantling everything. Anyone who resigns or is laid off now, the word we (I am an agency employee) are receiving internally is that their position will be abolished, not backfilled.
Do you like eating clean, safe food?
Do you like having clean, safe air and water?
Do you want experts monitoring developing infectious diseases?
Do you like getting tax returns?
Do you want your children to have free, quality, public education?
If so, you need to write to your senators and representatives RIGHT NOW. Trump is not obeying the rule of law. He is illegally firing all the inspectors general of these agencies (they are literally being escorted by security out of their offices) so that there is no one left to stop him from doing quite literally anything he wants. He has bypassed the internal structure of all of the agencies by plugging in external email servers to push typo-filled emails and memos written by employees of the heritage foundation directly into the inbox of every federal agency employee in the country, threatening to terminate them.
The rule of law is dead. The only mechanism left to stop any of this is mass public outcry via convincing your state's congressmen & women to do something, because right now they are staying absolutely silent and none of us in these agencies can figure out why. A massacre is happening right now and every single American will feel the material, concrete consequences of this in their daily lives very soon if nothing is done.
Please help me boost this information.
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