i hate everyone who tries to get close to me that isnt you. its fucking annoying. i dont have time for such things, im devoted to you.
You know how cats slow blink to say "I love you"?
shitpost because I don't know what to do with my life
Fronting experiences!
1. The helicopter parent
Alter just pops in out of nowhere uninvited and starts giving opinions on what you're doing
2. Curious child
Alter just starts asking you a bunch of questions on what you're doing and shenanigans out of nowhere
3. Thrown in
You're struggling! Quick gatekeeper! Throw a motherfucker here to help!!
4. The corner whisperer
You don't even notice they're in front with you until you hear them whispering from a corner all of your darkest thoughts
5. I'm coming for you bitch
You say 1 thing about an alter and then you can hear them sprinting to front, too late, he found you!
6. Positive hyperfixation trigger
Oh no i mention bees, now the little is fronting and babbling non-stop about them!
7. "ACTSHUALLY ☝️🤓"
You make one single mistake and THAT motherfucker comes out of nowhere to tell you how wrong you are, THANKS JACKASS
8. Party!
A lot of alters just front cuz something fun IS happening!!
9. Party! /Neg
A lot of alters just front cuz something horrible IS happening!!
10. You kinda just wake up together
You get to front and the other guy is just there with you too, alright then
I personally call them “Mr. Grabby hands, or Sir grabby hands the third” but claws is what comes out when guests are around
Who wouldn’t want to sit with a baby crocodile for a bit?
It even works with moving out?!?!?! Packing for college!!?!!?
GUYS I FOUND SOMETHING COOL
So I'm autistic and I often find myself stressed out about fucking everything if not given detailed step-by-step instructions. And I just found this website where you type in shit you have to do and click the wand-thingy and the site breaks it down and gives you step-by-step instructions in the form of a LIST??? And it can break down the steps further if you need?? 😭😭 I love it.
notes for my impostor syndrome:
• no, it's not painful to walk for abled-bodied people
• no, healthy people don't usually use every chance they get to lean against walls or sit down
• no, ableds don't dream about shower stool
• no, ableds don't celebrate days when they're not in pain. because usually they're not in pain
• no, ableds don't want to stop walking mid-way, lay down on the ground, curl up and cry and whine from pain
• no, ableds aren't exhausted by their own bodies 24/7
Hundreds of thousands of people came out today in London to March for a Free Palestine. Hundreds of thousands of people disagreeing with the current government stance on the war. Don’t let the media fool you, people in the UK stand with Palestine.
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