“I Don’t Get It,” Says The Demon, “This Person’s Lived A Perfectly Good And Virtuous Life.

You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

Saving for later 👀

You were just sucked up and abducted by a UFO. The alien inside addresses you, “Is this translator working? Listen. I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend for three days so my parents will get off my back about it.”

I mean...you ain't wrong...

One moment you are 16 years old, the next you’re 82. Now everyone thinks you have dementia because you “forgot” the last 66 years.

SO THEYRE NOT SIBLINGS. OH THANK FUCK

Reblog because this is amazing.

say his name three times!

So..I have a picture of Stone, Maggot, Skipp and Vinnie(who I accidentally left in the frame) for a drawing I planned to do..so..ya, don't know how to feel about that...

Doing one of these but with my mutuals after seeing this image on my dash today!!

..Y'know he may be the god of war but.. I'm not mad. No, no not at all. :)

@xxgalacticambitionsxx @hatbox-apologist @ghostingyourass79 @kittieshauntedourfantasy @emerald194 @thatonerabbit @comical-icicle

trick or treat!!

(saw you had trick-or-treaters open, feel free to ignore this if I'm mistaken <3)

This drawing is absolutely adorable. I'm not actually sure how the trick or treat thing works tho, being I've never participated/wasn't online much during it.

I'm still a little new to Tumblr, but does anyone know what these really weird messages are? I keep getting them for no reason

Does anyone know if the person actually printed it and ate the paper?! 🤣

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

Decided to draw Maggot on my pants and...

@zeddyzi