I Luv My Boyfie!!!!

never wanted to be anyone’s controversially younger girlfriend more than i want to be his

Colby: *staring deadpan into the camera with a microphone in hand* And here you can see the endangered Y/N in their natural habitat.

Y/N: *falls down the stairs, spilling their cereal everywhere*

Colby: Natural selection is coming for this specimen.

Me at 3am clicking “keep reading” on the most jaw dropping, earth shattering, pantie dropping, smutty fic when I have to be up in 3 hours

bitches be like “he’s my comfort character” and it’s just some dude covered in blood

idgaf what your blog aesthetic is, reblog.

so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

tipsy sirius giving u a bath after a party

"what the hell are you idiots doing?"

it's almost comical how quickly the pair of you turn at the sound of remus' voice. sirius has a half empty beer in one hand and the running shower head in the other. you on the other hand are in a fit of giggles as the water runs down your face.

"m'just watering her, moony. she's gon' grow pretty and strong. like a beautiful flower"

i do think you have to be a bit pathetic to be truly hot

charles: *going through the most tedious days of his f1 career*

the pants he's wearing:

My pretty silly baby <3

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride