https://x.com/GeorgeRussell63/status/1911469090788585568?t=OlpLzTnHSg4ZRWKhAG7ANA&s=19 WHY is he always naked π
He saw George whoring himself out on live television and needed to put an end to that nonsense immediately. Pulled on those long ass socks for a cowboy confrontation and went, βthe grid ainβt big enough for two exhibitionists, partnerβ pew pew
that i needed Tom Holland in slicked-back hair with eyeliner wearing an open-button 70s shirt till I fucking saw it!!!!
tipsy sirius giving u a bath after a party
"what the hell are you idiots doing?"
it's almost comical how quickly the pair of you turn at the sound of remus' voice. sirius has a half empty beer in one hand and the running shower head in the other. you on the other hand are in a fit of giggles as the water runs down your face.
"m'just watering her, moony. she's gon' grow pretty and strong. like a beautiful flower"
me, as snug as a bug in a rug, thinking about mickey barnes hitting it raw π
my man my man my man β Λqβ </3 !!
Y/N: *does something cute*
Colby, under his breath: I'm in love with you
Y/N: What was that?
Colby: I said I'M SELLING YOU TO THE ZOO
Y/N:*bursts into room, starts panicking*
Anakin:
Anakin: what happened?!
Y/N: no one died.
Anakin: WHAT KIND OF AN ANSWER-
People who say that Teresa killed Newt:
No thoughts, brain empty
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hey guys! *19*iβm bisexual requests: OPENi will write fluff, angst, and smut for any fandom(majorly Maze Runner & Star Wars & TSITP & MCU)i WILL NOT write any NSFW FOR MINORSif i am uncomfortable with writing a certain situation, i will inform youSo overall, please respect my boundaries and my feelings!
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