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a blessing.

Blobby says I JUST WANTED TO GET MY LUNCH KAREN 😆👏

I recommend as an addition to this wonderful spell, to charge an object (ring,earrings etc) with energy ,because you might get to the point of running low on energy . Try "borrowing" the energy from the trees and earth ,not people,as they can't usually consent giving energy.

Simple productivity spell

I do this every time I have work to do and it’s not a big deal. It’s basically for me to be able to do work uninterrupted by distractions.

You’ll need: - Two yellow candles. - Clove incense. - A marker. - A sigil of productivity of your choice. I used this one by sigilwitch. - Something to light the candles and incense obviously.

What to do: - First of all take a shower. It’s not a requirement but it works for me ‘cause when I’m sleepy I feel wide awake after a shower. Focus on the water washing away your negativity and stress. - Light both candles and the incense. - Write the sigil on you and charge it using your own energy: I put my hand over the sigil and visualize my energy flowing over it. When I feel it’s enough I state my intent “I charge this sigil with the intent of being productive and getting things done” as I glance at the candles.

Warning: this often makes me hyperproductive, I end up full of energy and do more stuff than I was meant to. Idk if this is a good thing for you but be warned.

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budget witch tip: write someone’s name on a piece of toilet paper and then flush it to signify that you’re DONE WITH THEIR SHIT

Kitchen Witch Masterpost

- General Posts: [The Basics Of Kitchen & Cottage Witchcraft] [Infusing and Charging your Drink] [Basic Ideas For Kitchen Witchery]  [Bedridden Witchcraft: Kitchen Witch Edition] [A Guide (Of Sorts) To Kitchen Witchcraft]  [Ethics of Enchantment of Food and Drink] [Mini Herb Packets] [On Kitchen Magic]

Correspondences:  [Fruit & Veggie Correspondences] [Useful Spices] [Taste Correspondences] [Onions In Witchcraft] [Grocery Store Alternatives for Magical Ingredients] [Food Correspondences]  [Witchcraft For The Home: Herbs & Spices] [Herbs & Witchcraft] [Herbs, Incense, Oils]  [Food Magic Correspondences]  [Magic Pies] [Herbal Correspondences] [Kitchen Magic Altar Herbs] [Cucumbers] [Magical Uses for Kitchen Tool] [Teas For Witches: The Basics] Spells:  [Charmain’s Self Love Mug] [Kitchen Charm Magnet for Fresher Food Longer] [Kitchen Cabnet Abundance Jar] [Protection Powder] [Rotten Apple Banishing]  [Abitwitchy’s Bath Bag] Recipes:  [Soups! Kitchen Witch Masterpost] [3 Spring Witchy Recipes] [Warming Autumn Soup] [Family Good Health Soup] [Honey Lavender Bread] [Pumpkin Pie Happiness Spell] [Grandma’s Pumpkin Bread] [Imbolc Poppy Seed Tea Bread] [Edible Wealth Spell] [Luck & Love Bread]  [Peace Spell] [Feel Better Charmed Soup] [Give Me Sunshine Potion for Happiness] [Healing Tea Recipe] [Soups & Broths In Magick] [Happiness & Luck Smoothie] Tips/Random: [Kitchen Witchcraft Baking Tips]  [Kitchen Witch (#10)] [Honey for sigils] [Storage tip] [Lemon Juice For Invisible Sigils] [Kitchen Witchery Tips] [Cinnamon Stick Runes] [Baby Kitchen Witch Tip]  Thank you for the suggestion @choijiae1893!  I hope this helped you! Enjoy! Have a lovely day 💖

General magick practitioner names, and titles

General names:

Witch - Meaning a practitioner of witchcraft.

Wicca - Meaning old English word for male practitioner of witchcraft.

Wicce - Meaning old English word for female practitioner of witchcraft .

Occultist - Meaning a practitioner of magick.

Wizard - Meaning wise person, much like Sage, or philosopher.

Sage -Meaning wise person.

Wise Man - Meaning a man that is wise.

Wise Woman - Meaning a woman that is wise.

Wise (gender name here) - Meaning a (gender name here) that is wise.

Magician - Meaning a practitioner of magick.

Mage - Meaning a practitioner of magick.

Magus - Meaning practitioner of magick, or a Zoroastrian priest.

Magickan - Meaning a practitioner of magick.

Magican - Meaning a practitioner of magick.

Magick Practitioner - Meaning practitioner of magick.

Practitioner - Meaning a person actively engaged in an art, discipline, or profession.

Spellcaster - Meaning one who sends out spells, and is a practitioner of magick.

Spell Chanter - Meaning one who sends out spells, and is a practitioner of magick. Does not necessarily have to chant.

Charmer - Meaning a practitioner of magick who cast spells upon entities, and constructs.

Thaumaturge - Meaning one who practices thaumaturgy, or low Magic.

Thaumaturgist - Meaning one who practices thaumaturgy, or low Magic.

Theurge - Meaning one who practices theurgy, or high Magic.

Theurgist - Meaning one who practices theurgy, or high Magic.

Mystic - Meaning a practitioner of mysticism.

Seeker - Meaning one who searches for truth, wisdom, knowledge, and/or enlightenment.

Neophyte - Meaning a person who is new to a subject, skill, or belief.

Adept - Meaning a person who is well studied, and practiced in a subject, skill, or belief.

Metaworker -  Meaning a someone who mostly practices energy work, astral travel, and spirit work.

Skill-based names:

Elementalist - Meaning one who works with the elements.

Enchanter - Meaning magickal practitioner who practices enchantment magick.

Enchantress - Meaning female magickal practitioner who practices enchantment magick.

Sorcerer - Meaning a practitioner who summons forth entities to aid them, or do their bidding.

Sorceress - Meaning a female practitioner who summons forth entities to aid them, or do their bidding.

Summoner - Meaning a practitioner who summons forth entities.

Diviner - Meaning a magickal practitioner that practices divination.

Fortune-teller - Meaning a magickal practitioner that practices fortune telling.

Dowser - Meaning a practitioner who uses the divination practice of dowsing.

Soothsayer - Meaning a person who speaks the truth usually relating to a practitioner of divination.

Exorcist - Meaning a practitioner who casts out, and banishes entities.

Astrologer - Meaning a practitioner of astrology.

Astrologist - Meaning a practitioner of astrology.

Demonologist - Meaning a practitioner of demonology.

Alchemist - Meaning a practitioner of Alchemy.

Empath - Meaning a person who receives emotions from other entities, or constructs.

Oracle - Meaning a practitioner who can Divine prophecies, and the will of the Gods.

Necromancer - Meaning a practitioner of necromancy

Palmist - Meaning a practitioner of palmistry

Palmreader - Meaning a practitioner of palmistry

Ritualist - Meaning a practitioner, or authority on ritual practices, or religious rites.

Scryer - Meaning a practitioner of who divines through the act of scrying

Lightworker - Meaning a new age practitioner that tries to better the world through their spiritual understanding of it.

Spiritworker - Meaning a person who works with spirits.

Conjurer - Meaning a practitioner who calls forth entities.

Psychic - Meaning a person who has extra sensory perception.

Medium - Meaning a person who can communicate with spirits, and ghosts.

Shaman - Meaning a practitioner of shamanism.

Chaote - Meaning a practitioner of chaos Magick.

Root Workers - Meaning a practitioner of rootwork, or hoodoo.

Stage magic names:

Illusionist - Meaning a practitioner of stage magic.

Prestidigitator - Meaning a practitioner of stage magic.

Escapologist- an entertainer specializing in escaping from the confinement of such things as ropes, handcuffs, and chains.

If you have any more names, or titles that you would like added to the list, or if you see anything wrong, tell me about them and I would love to add them and/or fix them.

I call this one “A Burning Passion” because I love puns.

I also love Jane Austen’s books thanks to my wife. I love the aesthetic of the times, the formality and the simplicity of the stakes in the fiction. It’s a happy place for me. Anyhow, if you know someone who likes similar things and fire… spread the word like a cleansing flame.

adorable valentine day card!

Why Your Spells Don’t Work

You set your intention. You had all the correct correspondences. You even timed your spell with the appropriate moon phase. And yet – no results. What gives? 

Failed spells happen to the best of us, and for a variety of reasons. But a spell gone wrong doesn’t necessarily mean that magic isn’t real or that you’re bad at witchcraft. Magic is complicated, and there are a lot of reasons it might not behave the way you want it to. Here are some of the most common causes of ineffective spells: 

1. Lack of real-world follow through

Magic is meant to be used as a tool to supplement your mundane efforts – not as a substitute for them. How can you expect your job hunting spell to bring in results if you aren’t applying for jobs? 

Magic does not exist in a vacuum, and it can’t make something out of nothing. If a spell doesn’t bring you the desired result, make sure that your non-magical actions are aligned with what you are trying to manifest. 

2. What you’re trying to manifest isn’t a realistic possibility

Wait, what? Isn’t magic supposed to be, well… magic? Shouldn’t you be able to ask for whatever you want and get it? Yes and no.

Magic is simply a way of directing energy. Magic can’t defy the natural laws of the universe. It can’t make something happen unless it was already a potential possibility.

If your intention is unrealistic for where you are right now, try splitting it up into a multi-step process. No spell is going to make you a billionaire overnight, but magic could help you get hired at a better paying job… and then get promoted… and then get offered a profitable side gig… etc. Starting small and working your way up is always going to produce stronger results, because you laid the foundation first.

3. Your intention was either too vague or too specific 

Whether you use written petitions or spoken incantations, clearly stating your intention is an important part (maybe THE most important part) of any spell or ritual. A good intention is specific enough to get you the results you want, but open enough to let those results manifest naturally.

Let’s say you do a money spell, and your intention for the spell is simply, “I have more money.” If you find a penny on the ground the next day and pick it up, technically that is more money than you had before. A better alternative would be to use an intention like, “I have enough money to buy ___,” or “I have enough money for everything I need and want.”

Using an intention that is too specific creates the opposite problem. Let’s say you want to manifest a scholarship to a specific school. You do a candle spell with the intention, “I have been chosen for the John Smith Scholarship at Jane Doe University.” But maybe the John Smith scholarship had already been awarded by the time you did your spell. Maybe there’s another scholarship at the same school that would be a better fit for you, or maybe you’re eligible for a grant that would make tuition more affordable. A better intention for your spell would be “I have enough financial aid to easily and affordably attend Jane Doe University.”

Magic always follows the path of least resistance, so you want to make sure that your intention is specific enough to give your magic a clear direction, but open enough to allow it some flexibility. 

4. Lack of focus/concentration

We all know the struggle. You’ve been planning this ritual forever, and it’s finally the full moon, but you’ve got a really full schedule today. If you hurry, you can probably squeeze it into the thirty minute window between school and work, right? 

If you say a few quick words and burn some incense before you head out the door in the morning, that totally counts as a spell, right? 

Not so much. Rushed, lazy, and/or half-assed spells rarely, if ever, work. Spells revolve around the raising and direction of energy, and that requires two things: a clear intention (see above) and intense focus on that intention. If you don’t have the time/energy/mental capacity to focus, it’s best to take a break, have a self care day, and come back to your spell some other time. 

5. You’re subconsciously blocking your own results OR you did a spell for someone else who isn’t open to it

I decided to lump these two together, because they’re different variations of the same issue. 

Whenever you are doing magic on yourself, it’s important that your mindset is aligned with your intentions. You can do love spells all day long, but if deep down you don’t believe that you’re worthy of love, that belief is going to block your spells from working. This is why mindfulness, psychology, and self care are all such important parts of a successful witchcraft practice. It’s also why I recommend doing the mental work before you sit down to ritual. 

If you did a spell on yourself, or are trying to manifest something for yourself, and it just isn’t working, I highly recommend setting some time aside for journaling and meditation and asking yourself 1.) if this is really what you want, and 2.) if you truly believe that you can have it.

The whole mindset thing gets even more tricky when you’re doing magic on behalf of another person, because their energy is also at work in the situation and could be at odds with yours. For example, if you do a spell to help a friend land a job, but that friend believes that they’re totally underqualified and could never get it, they probably won’t get the job even if you did everything “right” in your spell. 

This should go without saying, but it is extremely unethical to use magic to mess around in someone else’s head. Even if you think you know what’s best for them, they need to be open to it. If someone is blocking the spells you do on their behalf, all you can do is try to be supportive and find other ways to help them out.

Other (Rare) Reasons for Failed Spells

If a spell goes wrong, it will almost always be for one of the above reasons. But maybe you did everything “right” – you did the mental work first, had a strong, realistic intention, put lots of focus into your spell, and followed through in real life – and you still aren’t seeing results. There are a couple of other things that could be blocking your spells, but they’re very uncommon so I’m not going to talk about them in as much detail. These may be things you want to look into if you really, genuinely can’t think of any other cause. 

It’s possible that another witch has done magic that cancels out or blocks yours. This is not common, and it does NOT mean that someone has cursed you. It could be as simple as two witches unknowingly casting spells with opposite intentions, which end up cancelling each other out. (For example, maybe two different people both cast a spell to get the same job. Obviously, they can’t both get that job.) This is why it’s never a bad idea to incorporate a protective element into your spells to block outside interference.

There is a very, very remote possibility that someone has placed a curse on you specifically to block your magic. However – and I cannot stress this enough – this is VERY uncommon. If you were cursed you would know it, or at least know that something was very wrong in your life. If you feel like you have been cursed or hexed, I recommend looking into uncrossing spells, which are specifically designed to undo negative magic.

It’s also possible that a higher power is intervening. This doesn’t necessarily have to be a deity, although it certainly could be. Most witches believe in some form of fate or destiny, and it’s possible that your spell didn’t work because what you asked for is not in alignment with your destiny. In these situations, really the only thing you can do is surrender to the bigger picture.