Hello🤗❤️

The Player, seeing the Guide: haha Would

The Player, summoning the Wall of Flesh:

The Player: ...Would

GUYS THIS IS A SERIOUS TEST AND YOU'RE FAILING IT.

IT'S A TRAP I'M NOT JOKING

(not judging tho)

GUIDE BE FIGHTING VOICES (they're winning)😭

I prefer Tinky Winky being chubby instead of buff 🫨

me when the glass is shattered

ALL MY FOLLOWERS ARE MORONS!!!

nurse x arms dealer head canons?

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM TO ANSWER THIS-

First of all, every other NPC thinks they're a typical straight couple™

HOWEVER, they are both just unhinged weirdos that look like they're smart

Both the nurse and arms dealer are LOADED, and they are the two richest NPCs in terraria

They spend ridiculous amounts of money on gifts for each other, since gift giving is their favorite form of affection and as I said- THEY'RE LOADED.

Whenever he gets the opportunity, the arms dealer will just absolutely gush over the nurse, and while the nurse does say mean things about him when asked, they both know it's just harmless ribbing and neither take it personally.

They don't get to spend a lot of time in the daytime together because of their work, but they are inseparable when they're done working.

The nurse doesn't like physical attention, and the arms dealer is very respectful about it.

The arms dealer likes to help the nurse with her work when he's not busy, and he's actually a pretty decent assistant.

A dumb little headcanon I have for the nurse is that she's a melee class, and can hold a giant sword like it's nothing. Both her and Darryl like to get into fights with random enemies to be able to work together (cause ranger and melee solidarity or something, not to mention the nurse can heal other NPCs in game.)

The nurse and arms dealer love dressing up as each other for halloween. The nurse rocks the jacket and the arms dealer looks nice in the nurse's dress somehow.

The arms dealer selling the nurse's clothes every halloween is actually a scheme they both have to make money, and the nurse is in on it.

This is honestly all that's in my head about this ship, but as a multi shipper I am HAPPY to get to talk about multiple ships (I love guide x arms dealer, but I also love variety).

you Waste more energy with your mouth !!

Man and his bunnies 😇

outfit I bought myself for my birthday :v