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Anyone remember basketball? — what happened to that ? Where did it go?
one CREEPY spider just earned the KISS of a lifetime- turning her back into her original princess form! (larger spider
I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too
to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking.
Lee Ping is an Avatar of the Eye
lee ping from detentionaire is an avatar of the eye!
Horse
Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.
There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.
It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish.
I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT
To prove something to a friend, please
REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES
everyone say “i love you practical effects.” via alexgv_ee on Instagram (by the time my queue posts this, the TikTok ban will have likely happened)
lying down for 50 minutes to imagine in real time the experience of walking to trader joes and buying a single pea and walking back home and getting out a cutting board and a knife and skinning and chopping one pea and sprinkling it into a tank with one fish in it
Me staring at my 4 unposted drawings (and WIPs) and cringing at myself CJJHJHCHCK
"To be cringe is to be free...." I chant to myself with a foggy mind like a broken prayer
my partner is only 40 but nestled within him is the soul of an elderly man
When the black phone 2 come out would u ever make anymore fan art?
I promise I'll make more TBP fanart jhjskskp it's just that two different hyperfixations have a chokehold on me rn :')
^ visual representation on the grip they have on me KDHKSKB
skyborne symphony ✨💫🌟💫✨
nasty faggotses........
WHYY IS HOMOPHOBIC SMEAGOL IN MY INBOX
Another one 🕺
Drew this around the same time as Hermes doing the Sonic pose iirc
what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why
My second contribution to the Hades fandom, hello again HFXGKCHK
Drew this back in October :>
Hey !
Just wanted to ask, What fic is attached to your black phone art ? The one where Finn is holding his bloody eye
Hello hellooo! Most of my TBP fanart is actually fanart from this fic :3 (fic details in the link too jchscjhs)
Hope you enjoy it if you end up reading it!! :D
when i was 9 i was banned from editing the muscovy duck wikipedia page because i kept editing any mention of the flavor of their meat to say things like “they taste like dirty dishwater” because i had pet muscovy ducks and couldn’t bear the thought of them being eaten, so i tried to run a smear campaign on duck meat
A true story from 1928 with a few artistic embellishments.
(And starring my disaster boys Jack and Al, of course)
A spotted flycatcher pair nesting in the palm of a statue photos taken by @ZSemperger
hold on sorry you're telling me the name of the boat was "the terror"?? i always assumed that was a retroactive name! did they WANT things to go horrifically awry???
obsessed with the implication that nominative determinism could have saved them
