Do You Think The Crown Has To Wear Noise Canceling Earmuffs

OKAY- I have not seen this yet. But COTL & MINECRAFT AU MIX!

I tried making this fast as I can so this is messy as well misspelled the bishops names or didnt put them in

So yeah! New au idea!

YESSS

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49892641/chapters/167537173

The Rehabilitation of Death

Chapter 23: A Dance With Death

Narinder awakens to find The Lamb overcome with caring for their sick cult. The plague is unforgiving, and they realize that they'll need to take down Kallamar sooner than later if they plan to prevent any more unnecessary deaths, or face the potentially deadly consequences for over half the flock.

The crusade is a long one, a final journey before the Bishop's door. Narinder humors Lambert's investigative hypothesis on the crown and their issues of separation of power, and how both seemed to have gained strengthen since. The voice of Kallamar echoes from a statue adorned with gems.

Lambert vandalizes a completely different statue in the image of his brother, and learns what exactly is required in dowry for a marriage of a God.

They find Kallamar's treasury: a Ballroom, grandiose and magical. The hand of Death extends to the Lamb an offer. A dance, one that will lead to a very strange waltz, and many important, personal conversations. A dance that will lead to a heart-to-heart talk. Questioning, of one's important to another, and in what manner that might be.

They also almost drown. Keyword: Almost. (The nightmare himself finds the Lamb, and they find themselves confronted, both asleep and awake.)

Chapter Wordcount: 26,593 | Read Tags & Notes for Warnings. Thank you for reading!

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Happy Joffy Day!

Today marks a day of tremendous change here at JoffyWorld! To start, it's my birthday! I am officially 21, which is apparently a milestone to most people? Weird!

As a celebration, I've got a few things lined up for you all! First and foremost, I will be launching 4, that's right 4, new blogs each with a distinct theme or purpose! I also have what I have coined a "Wall of Mutual Appreciation" which you'll see later in the day, as well as a competition to announce with (albeit sort of small) cash prizes!

So, read on if you're interested!

The New Blogs:

@joffykingdom

This blog exists specifically to house my personal writing! This is where my poems and anthologies (other than my COTL au, more on that later) will be kept from now on! I've realised my poetry has always kind of gotten buried under stuff. Hopefully, this will remedy that! So, if you like my more personal poems, head on over!

@joffycourt

This is the blog I'm most excited about! This is a group project I've been working on for a while with some friends I hold dear! This blog will be a group-run blog designed to spread joy through reblogs, comments and posts just as I do here on JoffyWorld, but on a grander scale! I've seen, and been told personally by many, just how uplifting and helpful my time here has been, and I want to continue that going forward! So, I've gathered some of my most joyful friends, and we've decided to try and spread it even more together! Joining me there so far as the newest Joffy's of the court will be @loullipopx, @bash-js, @yotomazu and @littleperson404! Hopefully, this will only keep growing in time to help me spread the joy I feel from everyone even further! Only time will tell :D

@joffydungeon

This will become the new home for my NSFW reblogs, the more risqué or deranged posts. Basically, in the most simple way, this will be the 18+ blog from now on. Minors DNI, adults more than welcome!

@cult-of-the-anthology

Finally, this blog will be the home of my COTL au and it's respective series! I have plans to do side-by-side series all based within the same au, all told through alternative storytelling such as poetry, songs and whatnot, the type of stuff you've already possibly seen from my au's Ballad of the Bishops Series so far! If you want to keep up with the au, here's the place to do it!

The Wall of Mutual Appreciation:

My aim with this is to help spread one long list of appreciation for all the friends I've made here so far and help spread them with what audience I've collected so far. Each person I'm mutuals with will have a tagged entry into the wall, with a brief explanation of what I find so riveting about their specific artworks and skills! I thought it'd be a fun way to give back a little, and also possibly promote people a tiny bit! Of course, if you're uncomfortable with being on it and see yourself get tagged, let me know and I'll take your name down immediately, no questions asked! It's supposed to be a nice, fun thing, no negativity involved!

And now, the contest!

The Contest:

I will be hosting a writing contest! Cash prizes will be awarded (preferably through Ko-Fi, although PayPal can also be done) to the top three places at the end of the contest! The prizes are: £15 for 1st place, £10 for 2nd and £5 for 3rd, or their local equivalent in your own currencies!

The prompt will be announced by the 15th, and all formats of writing are welcome! I would, however, encourage everyone to try their hand at poetry! I know it's not a popular medium and other forms are welcome of course, but I'd like personally to see people try their hand at something new (and of course, since I'm the poetry guy in my friend groups lmao). I won't however be awarding "bonus points" for poems versus long-form writing for example, all pieces will be judged fairly!

... And that's all!

Thank you so much for everything you've all given me over my time here. It's not even been a year and we're already approaching 300 friends gathered! It's a wonder every day I wake up and talk to you all or even just see what you've been up to. You're all wonderful and I'm honoured to have gotten to know you.

Thank you, you have my endless loyalty, love and support.

Good luck and take care of yourselves,

The Original Joffy™

some narilambs i made in recent magmas

i crave soft narilamb...

gifts with nari or lambs for some of my fav artists!!!!!!! its not all of them unfortunately but ill make more in the future

@bamsara THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for your art!!! you and your artworks have been a great source of inspiration for me for a long time, please take care of yourself and ?? drink water idk what to say

@kyoukorpse I LOVE YOUR ARTSTYLE RRAHHHHHH!!! its so tasty and nice and i find it so unique and just adorable!!! thank you for your hard work also <33 hold a doodle of chirin

@beautysnake i honestly adore the way you draw narilamb and i have no idea how are you doing that. just insane

@jomo-is-here idk how much of a gift is it but your artwork really inspires me a lot so its? just a lamb in your style

@raybuggybug Ilove your lambsona i fell in love with it from the first sight /j j j

@acis-arts your swap au is a pure serotonin to me tbh thank you for creating it.

@runningwithscizzorz i REALLY love your lamb euweuhfhuefhuiawfuhi hehuweuhehuew.

@anuphim YOU'RE LITERALLY THE REASON I FOUND OUT ABOUT COTL FANDOM SO THANK YOU SO MUCH and i also really love your narilamb theyre taste like strawberry to me........

@bogor-o your mother au is so unique tbh and i love the concept so much. so heres your proud parents !!

@ane-doodles i really love your artstyle and your au hehehehe. sorry if they don't look like your narilamb though

@lil-vibes your artstyle is so tender and soft and i want to eat your narilamb so so much!!!!!! rrrhhghghgh!!!!!!

@dogiperson narilamb yuri save me narilamb yuri.......... your girls are adorable!!!!

@strawdool YOUR MODERN AU IS MY NEW OBSESSION IM NOT.JOKING /POS

@chwylaven love your artstyle its like a candy to me. your narilamb are so so silly!!!!!!

@laserbobcat for you its leshycat AND I'VE DECIDED TO PLAY WITH MY ARTSTYLE ON THIS ONE CAUSE YOUR LESHYCAT WAS SO SUNNY AND COLORFUL IN MY HEAD.........

@aveloka-draws your lamb is creepy in a very attractive and unsafe way i adore it

@vurelly Ilove love love your angry lamb and smug house cat narinder im so serious rn .

A dance with Death

the suffering never ends

eldritch blast. sheps reap edition

I feel like this works both before and after his chains lmao

og meme under cut:

Trying to claw my way out of an art block with brainrot narilamb and a bit of oc art