Get A Fire Extinguisher. It's Getting Too Hot In Here🔥

ive been thinking about this ever since i saw that tweet

I have a very important tumblr blog that contains my art portfolio for the art school that I ABSOLUTELY want to get into and each time I reblog a silly post, I am genuinely terrified by the idea that I might’ve accidentally posted it on my portfolio instead

You've Been Portal Jacked! Part 13

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Not pictured: CJ scrambling to get away when Mikey goes for the hug

What I mean when I do not control the hyperfixation.

JUST SAY FARTED BRO

YOU PRONOUNCE THE “ART” IN “FART” THE SAME WAY THAT YOU PRONOUNCE “ART” LIKE IN “ARTIST”

Now lets both calm down bbg and let me fart you up smth good 🫡💖

please help me understand how to read your blog name.

i dont know how and its actually driving me the hell insane

is it just farted?

or fuh-ar-ted

pleas help me

Lmao dude it’s a pun between the words “fart” and “art”

Because this is an art blog (technically)

Chocolate?

I made the Calvin and Hobbes hot chocolate.

Spoiler alert, because the marshmallows are lighter they just column out the top of the mug. I had to wait for all of them to melt to be able to drink it

as someone who has a degree in what is essentially applied fluid mechanics I should've known better. but for a moment the childish wonder just overtook me

GUYS what are X’s terms of use regarding art??? Do they also use your art for ai???

IF THIS HAPPENED I WOULD LITERALLY GO INSANE

If they offered to canonize your series in either it’s own show or a movie idk and give you story writing credits (and the due pay) would you let them?

Oh, absolutely. I'd even give them a full description of all the plots I never drew because I lacked time or energy

Story where there is a creature that erases people out of existence (so nobody remembers them and has any records of them whatsoever) but nobody knows what the creature does because we don’t remember it’s victims (so we dont know the effect of it’s powers)