Stardynamite - JUST F-ART-ED

BRO THATS SO COOL HEKSGSJ

ONE OF MY PROFESSORS THIS SEMESTER IS A RISE FAN

HER FAVORITE CHARACTER IS DONNIE WE ARE WINNING LETS GOOOOOOOO

being an artist and revisiting media you liked when you were 11 is like. oh ok. this shaped my sense of humor and the way I write characters and the way I pace narratives and the tropes I'm drawn to. and I vastly underestimated how much of an impact it had on me because I literally have not thought about it for 15 years. but it was there inside me the whole time. ok. ok cool! c ool

Small difference but I like that if you're an artist on Tumblr, you can have a pfp that's a screenshot of your favourite character, as opposed to other social medias where there's the unspoken rule of having your pfp represent your art

laughing at the entire conceit of live action httyd being "animation is for babies so we HAVE to remake this shot-for-shot in live action" but also they need to sell a new wave of plushies at universal studios orlando so toothless still looks like a fucking cartoon character

FDJDHDJ OMG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH, THANK YOU

HERE’S A LEO FOR YOU BRO

I just found your blog and its hilarious and I love your art style fsjsgsjn

Just wanted to say that, have a nice day!!!

OMG THANK YOU ?? HI ? :'D i felt compelled to draw something for u so here's donnie thank you again have a nice day to u too waaah 🥺🥺💖

I FREAKING KNEW IT, RIGHT WHEN YOU SAID THAT YOU PICKED UP THE CASSETTE I KNEW IT WAS A RICK ROLL RAHHHHH

A group of far-future linguists and archeologists suddenly *poof* into existence in front of me. One is holding a tablet. "What is the difference between 'red sauce' and 'tomato sauce?'" they ask me. "The distinction is not clear in extant texts from this time and place."

"Uh, they're the same thing," I tell them. "Who are you?"

"Yes!" the being with the tablet exclaims.

One of the other researchers groans. "No! My thesis...months of writing wasted..." One of the others comforts them.

"Now, what is this object for?" The first researcher holds up a discolored, dinged-up plastic object. It's clearly been buried in the ground for quite some time, but the two holes and the scuffed plastic window are distinctive.

"That's a cassette tape. You record music with it."

"Interesting, interesting." The being enters something on the tablet.

"How are you speaking English?"

"Sophisticated translation technology," one of the researchers confides. "We are students of your society. From the future."

"What does this pictogram represent?" The researcher with the tablet turns it around so that the screen faces me.

It's the eggplant emoji.

"Sex," I say. "Why do you need to ask me this if you can time travel or whatever? Can't you just go wherever you want to go and look around and see how these things are being used?"

The beings shift guiltily and look at each other. "Technically, travel to times and places prior the advent of time travel is strictly prohibited. Paradoxes, you know."

"Oh."

"We must get back before our advisor returns to the lab. Just don't tell anyone you saw us, alright? The space-time continuity depends on it. Can you do that?"

"Uh, sure, I guess?"

One of them pats me on the head. "And don't go to Mars."

"Okay. Wait, why? Is it dangerous?"

"No. Just not worth it."

The group disappears in a shimmering light.

The cassette clatters to the sidewalk behind them.

Out of befuddlement, mainly, I pick it up. It's clearly old, discolored and scuffed, but it still has tape in it.

I carry the tape around in my pocket for a while. The curiosity builds. I want to know what's on that tape. I don't have a cassette player anymore, so I go to Goodwill and pick up the first one I can find, praying that it still works. I plug it in. It turns on.

I slide the tape inside. It's dirty, but it still seems to be in decent shape. I snap the player closed and hit play. The wheels begin to turn. I hold my breath.

A familiar tune starts up. A wobbly voice comes out of the machine.

We're no strangers to love

GUYS I DONT BELIEVE IT. I FINISHED MY PORTFOLIO. FINALLY AHHHH

I CAN DRAW DIGITALLY AGAIN!!!

EVEN BETTER, I CAN DRAW MY TURTLE BOIZ LETS GOOOOOO

Born to fanart

Forced to do ocs and homework

At the Hoover dam

I tried to find a scene where I could draw the new Percy Jackson actors but I think I’m done with them now lmao (they’re cool and all, but I’ll stick to my design… also Annabeth isn’t in this ig)

Also couldn’t be bothered to look up a reference sorrynotsorryyyy

BAHAHAHA WTFFFF

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