Tbh, This Only Made Me Imagine Pizza Losing Her Shit And Telling Your Mom She's Not Allowed To Leave

I'm going to sleep, any recommendations for some good dreams?

A Faceless person sits at the table in the center of the room. They are shuffling cards, waiting for you to take your seat. They hum as they deal the hands. You are playing Go Fish. 

As you play, you and the Faceless being speak of many things. You speak of knowledge of the near future, approaching events, some fortuitous and many most bleak. The conversation turns to talk of a greater event, the darkest hour yet to come. 

The Faceless one comments this: ‘There are many beasts and horsemen in my stables. I have yet to decide which to unleash.’ 

You watch as features bubble up beneath the Faceless skin–the beginnings of a nose, lips, eyelids, a face protruding from a once smooth expanse. No longer Faceless, the devil stands up, shakes your hand, and makes to leave. It pauses just once, to call back into the room. ‘The cards are a gift.’

You look at the cards and they have changed. They are black, large, inscribed in a language you do not read but which the cards read to you. When the cards start speaking to you, you put them away in their box. Already too many things are unleashed in the world.

Tonight, you spoke with the devil. 

The devil looked a lot like you. 

@idraw-sometimes OPENING NIGHT!!!!! IT'S STARTING!!!!!

I would not advise licking the floor

me when the devastating fanfic I chose to read is actually devastating

You've entered the twilight zone

Suffer

I was out of town for a week so I havent been able to go to this store near my house, tell me why i went in there today and all of the fucking shelves were rotated 45 degrees

I cannot make this shit up wtf

It feels so strange, whyd they do that

@idraw-sometimes watch out, I'm taking down notes

my new years resolution is to bite my friends more often so they know that I love them

You should blare baby shark.

So i just realised my new phone lets me hook up alarms to spotify playlists, any one got any ideas for shit to put on the playlist i will be waking up to from now on?

Nah

You ever get so thirsty all you can think about is water and no other thought stays for more then like 2 seconds? Cuz im starting to think i *might* be dehydrated

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

some of you bitches deserve a nap and a milkshake tbh