He’s Got Life Figured Out

you know what? that's it.

I'm preheating my oven to 400° f, AND I'm lining a baking sheet with aluminum foil

you're really in for it now, buster.

I'm stirring up some butter, olive oil, parsley, and yeah, I'm adding minced garlic too.

I'm slathering you in this.

now I'm gonna put you in the oven for 25 to 30 minutes

you are so DONE FOR

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

I just got some message asking me my opinion on trump but I don't like random ppl texting so I decided to have a little fun and sent a picture of a bird with a giant ballsack hanging from it and can't wait to be left alone

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

finishing the school of friendship two parter

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

My favorite musical + my favorite cartoon = 💖💖💖

you're the shell now

i just ate a whole peanut with the shell on