You Heard The Girl Get In

mlp in a nutshell

Nah

You ever get so thirsty all you can think about is water and no other thought stays for more then like 2 seconds? Cuz im starting to think i *might* be dehydrated

I'll strike at the end of band when we're outside and clean up whatever falls on the ground

No directors, no consequences

Evidently my dog has decided the shit im wearing today is No It and has decided to try to pull me around by it and tear the living shit out of it

That's not a parakeet, that's a spawn of Cthulhu. fleeing is the only sane option, do not gaze upon its physical form

why are birds so cursed

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That's literally it. Enjoy ad free web browsing while we still (barely) have it!

Okay, so, friends. Occasionally I see an American post on here about “guillotine the rich,” and it turns out that “rich” means “anyone making over $50k.”

We need to clear this shit up REAL fast, because otherwise it’s gonna wind up like the French Revolution, where more middle class and poor people were killed for being “class traitors” than actual nobles. (Did you know that France has more nobles today than during the French Revolution? While there were a few showy executions, many nobles did just fine or experienced minor setbacks.)

If someone makes $60,000 a year, they are making about twice as much as a full time worker making minimum wage in California, Arizona, Colorado, Connecticut, DC, Hawaii, Illinois, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York, Oregon, Rhode Island, or Washington State.

Brian Thompson, the CEO of United HealthCare who was just assassinated in New York City, earned $10 million a year, which means he earned 333 times minimum wage in those states. Basically, he cleared an annual minimum wage salary in just over a day. And that “rich” person making $60k/year that you want to guillotine? He made their salary in a bit over two days of a year.

So he was rich, right?

Well. Tesla is trying to give Elon Musk a pay package of $101 billion. That is 10,100 times what Brian Thompson earned and 3,366,667 times more than a minimum wage worker. (Tesla hasn’t been successful yet because of a complicated lawsuit from a shareholder, but they’ll get there.) If you are a minimum wage worker, Elon Musk makes more every SECOND than you do in a year. And that “rich” person who you want to guillotine? He makes their salary in about 1.6 seconds. Even when he’s sleeping.

Now, remember. The Muskrat also is the head of SpaceX, the Boring Company, X.ai, and X.com, so this is just ONE pay package for him.

What I’m saying is — you have much more in common when it comes to economic grievances with someone earning $60,000 (or even $200,000) than the ultra wealthy that have real power. They are not the people you should expend your energy on.

Ok, in my defense, I wasn't the one who was scrolling through AO3, my friend was. I just wanted a picture to torment my other friends.

Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊

Ok, I’ll go first

If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️‍🔥

Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊

Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!

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AETERNUS NUNCA:

Aeternus Nunca is an enigma to say the least. Its name legitimately translates to “Eternal Never” for Moons sake. It's found in the most mind boggling realm known to exist filled with the loathsome Éag {Pg.677765892} and the horrifying Saol {Pg.-3877288884} species. The Ξεχασμένος realm is not one to mess with. But Aeternus Nunca is one of the kinder species in the realm. It had a solid black head and body. It has no eyes, no mouth, no nose, no ears. It doesn't even have a nervous system or something similar to it like other species from the multiverse. It can sense and detect the things around it seemingly instantly {It should be added that there isn't a hint as to how without any sensory skills or abilities}.

Its head floats about a meter over its body. {In history it has been thought to be two different organisms, if that's what one would call these.} It has a body shaped like a coma that can grow anywhere from 3 to 9 meters {9.7-29.5 feet} tall. Easily dwarfing the Éag, which only grows to be 31 centimeters {Or 1 foot} in height. It's obviously less hostile than the Éag, seemingly never consuming prey, or anything at all truly.

It is a two dimensional creature that floats on a humongous pair of silver wings. The wings are often outlined in red with a pair of antennas to go with it that are the same red. The wings can be anywhere from 9 to 20 meters {29.5-65.6 feet} in height, and 9.5 to 20.5 meters {31.2-67.3 feet} in length. Their wings have the same texture of a dragonfly's {Pg.993}, but are opaque rather transparent. They're similar to bubbles in both thickness and fragility.

Its head, similarly to its body, can grow anywhere up to 3 to 9 meters {9.7-29.5 feet}. The antennas upon the head can grow up to 3 meters more than the height of the head. Meaning that its antennas can be anywhere from 6 to 12 meters {19.7-39.4 feet} tall. This abnormality could easily take up the entirety of Human|Terran {Pg.278} common room, and fill up over half of a Human|Zexade{Pg.-224} temple.

Not much else is known about the Aeternus Nunca as it doesn't seem to mate, eat, drink, sleep, or reproduce. It never nests or keeps a constant habitat being a nomadic being. Magic scans have shown a lack of internal organs or any energy flowing through its body at all making it an enigma to even those from its own realm. The Aeternus Nunca shouldn't exist and leads to theories of there being multiple new plains of existence out there that we've yet to discover.

{Eternally shall you live, never shall you forget yourself.}

The Bestiary of the Multiverse is a really, really thick book. Updated every two days. It works like a weird magical Wikipedia, really. You are the mod, and sometimes find real gems between all of the mundane animals. Write your favorite page of this bestiary.

Damn. That's awesome!!!!

I'm also reading shitty fanfiction backstage but I honestly love my shitty fanfiction and hope that these authors never stop writing

@idraw-sometimes OPENING NIGHT!!!!! IT'S STARTING!!!!!

I am so glad I followed you bc this just reminded me that despite the fact that I just had a very shitty and horrible thing happen today that I am beautiful and the day was beautiful and that one shitty thing does not define my whole day. I had a wonderful day and had lots of fun and that shitty thing has no right to my day or to take away the good of it

I smoked some very delightful weed. the person reading this is beautiful. you're so beautiful. I know this is a text post, so I don't know what you literally look like but.

dude you're so pretty. I swear. you're gorgeous I promise