I Just Caused Chaos As Usual

But every time I rotate my kidneys I end up losing my spleen :(

You're supposed to rotate your kidneys every 6 months and none of you do this and this is why you feel like shit all the time

does anyone else ever feel like crying even when everything in life is going pretty alright

me during a lovely hangout with friends:

wow, this is great

my brain, about to pull the funniest prank of all time:

what if everyone in this room hates you

bringing this back

We're living the dream with non stage light light

@idraw-sometimes It's 5:37. How's the stage managing going? The closet is pretty warm.

I know this is supposed to be a joke, but I've had to shit since 10:34 this morning and keep forgetting to go so thanks for the reminder

Don’t forget to poop before the new year starts. You don’t wanna carry the same shit into 2025

Wait, are we not going to see you again?

I feel bad because i have managed to like, firmly implant myself in my schools environment

Like anytime they need anything filmed, any photos taken, or really anything at all to do with my department i tend to be the one they reacch out to. But like. Once i graduate, im gone.

I plan on full on changing my name, changing my number, and moving HOURS away. Im gonna dissapear

This has nothing to do with my school, but like.. i also havent *told* them im gonna leave. Theyre just gonna see me at graduation and then never again. Im not even telling admistration where im going, and this is all for safety shit on my part but still. Im just gonna be gone and if i want my plan to work i cant even tell them im leaving😭

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

It's in the eye of the beholder

Little pony princesses 💗