I Just Watched Civil Defense, In Which Garak Has Some Trousers Of Bashir's For Mending.

Garak in a corset. Fanart and gift for @wanderingwriter87 and her amazing story Just a Cinch (I strongly recommend!).

Made a Damar and Weyoun edit to "Shadow" by Sidewalks and Skeletons + Goo Monday

So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

I haven't seen most of Voyager, must less this particular episode. But based on the first picture I saw with a quick search, I'm going to say yes

Yes they did

do you think the 2 ferengi who landed in the delta quadrant and declared themselves deities on a random planet in 'false profits' explored each others bodies

I wanna see my little boy

I had to draw the gay stegosaurus

Things My (non-trekkie) Friend Has Called Garak So Far:

“dinosaur boy”

“crocodile husband”

“gecko”

“GACK”

“that gay stegosaurus”

“the fuckin.. flamboyant bearded dragon you keep talking about”

“Julian!” (pause) “wait no that’s the boyfriend”

“Geordi right?”

“one of your spocks, the lizard one”

+human names but the first letter is replaced with a G, i.e. “Gatthew” “Gimothy” “Gackary” etc

“Gary”

K.A. Applegate, author of the Animorphs, Remnants, and Everworld book series:

some guys and their lizards :3

i'm watching ds9 in italian for the first time, I got to the point where Julian meets garak for the first time.

I don't know if "enjoyable company" is an actual euphemism for sexual intercourse in the english language, but "gradevole compagnia", which is what garak says in the italian dubbing, DEFINITELY IS.

Launching my first art blogs with a small comic based on the amazing words of Ursula K. Le Guin!