Hellow Motherfuckerrrrr 🩷🎀✨☺️🦦🪄

today is not my birthday

My mom won’t be dying she be the one killing

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

It’s both and I’m not taking a no for an answer

which flag belongs to pip...

(impossible edition)

Yes yes they do they can also do the murder

Diavolo: Do you have representation?

Mammon: I call upon my lawyer MC!

MC: My client is innocent!

Diavolo (pinching MCs cheek): Of course he is, case dismissed!

Lucifer: Lord Diavolo there's crisp clean video of Mammon stealing from-

Diavolo (petting & cuddling MC): MC said he's not guilty, so he's not. What's so hard about that?

Lucifer: MC do you handle murder cases?

I think Simone would be a great dad Solomon on the other hand would be an okay dad

You just said we can touch you anywhere then we get yelled at

Surprise guest.

That’s so cool!

I am actually getting a tattoo in a couple of weeks and will most likely get more

This is adorable

Drunk and tired people lie down for a bit.

What’s happening in April? Wait a minute my birthday is April…I kinda want to know but I’ll figure it out later maybe if I remember

April is gonna be really fun :)