Staristhebestgirl - Star

I’m going to start getting my life together

Jk lol

Imagine being a vampire living in one of the castles Claudia and Louis searched. You’re in the middle of your decades long nap, and suddenly there’s some random teenage girl throwing the lid of your coffin open and firing question after question in your language (albeit broken and heavily accented) while a man that’s visibly teetering on the edge of his sanity awkwardly stands behind her.

the reader must serve cunt regardless of gender or lack of it

Oh yeah valentines did happen a few days ago…

Josukes

When I go read a fanfic, but then see it was last updated over two years ago

Oh thanksgiving was great NOW TIME CHRISTMAS WOOOO

Wait It’s March?

WHAT THE HELL