Wait, But Your Dead? How Do You Put Yours On?

Thx, ;3

Yo, you...your cool, that's all I really got to say.

Thank you, you’re cool too

Why did I laugh at the fact that they said "is your refrigerator running?" Why?

my refrigerator w legs barrels towards me and grabs me and stuffs me into its vegetable drawer then casually walks away

Me?

Why doesn't Paul need Pat?

Because he has me of course. You only need one best friend.

A supportive Sword Wife will be there for her Pink Wife in difficult times more than ever T_T

l figured Pearl would remind Rose of the same thing she tried to explain to Sapphire during the episode. I also thought it was a good time for Sword Wife to use Unwavering Belief in Rose Quartz and What She Stands For Despite her Mistakes TM

I am also adressing Sapphire/Garnet not only because of the ask, but because I think she’d be the hardest.

Yes? and it sucks.

Is this what guilt feels like….

- Jon

eddsworld was the first country to legalize gay marriage

What do you get when you mix a plane and a tank?

Hey Paul, wanna hear a joke?

Sure, let's hear it

uhhhhhh- wow.

So are you trying to tell me… that Zenix… poked Aphmau with his sword

I wonder what the surprise for them is?

Excited for the boys to come home. I’ve got a surprise for them! @shitpaulsays @shitpatrycksays

- Jon

So my groupchat tried the Creeper meme.