MEN AINT SHIT!!

bf!sukuna who is annoyingly perceptive of everything that you do. you don't realise it but this man basically knows you better than yourself. he knows your routine, what time you sleep and what time you usually wake. he can tell if your appetite has changed and if you're eating too little. he can tell if you have a little too much stress going on just by your mood changes and the little crease between your brow when you frown.

he knows the food you hate and foods you’re craving. he can tell how much sleep you get by the ways you greet him in the mornings. he sends reminders for you to eat or drink water knowing how packed your schedule is.

he knows just by your exhaustion how much you need to lay next to him and be in his presence. he wraps an arm around you saying nothing more.

THE MEDIA THINK YOU’RE DATING THE WRONG HERO | SMAU

ೃ⁀➷ denki, midoriya, bakugou, monoma

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bro. can people stop with the inc3st/r@pe reader x character fan fictions? you guys are genuinely gross. I don't want to know your damn intrusive thoughts 💀 "its so gross irl" then why write it?? are you stupid? if you think its gross then why do you write it down..i have blocked SO MANY people because they add something stupid shit like "dad!jing yuan x daughter reader" and its fuckin r@pe too. kys bro. you're psycho and insane. she ALSO makes those fan fictions to satisfy those same feelings for her blood relative brother. IRL!!! so its NOT just purely fiction either.

can you do frat boy kirishima or sero?

god yes why not both

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the frat bros ✧.*

kirishima x reader x sero ੈ✩‧₊˚

two individual parts third part you get fucked by both of them. lol!!

summary: smut! anal, double penetration, sex, brief oral sex, spanking, squirting. you met kirishima and sero at a frat party that they hosted. meeting them individually, then later on you have a threesome with them.

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intro: you had been at this party for quite a minute, and your boredom was creeping in. only one thing could save you now. a man.

part one: kirishima

thinking about frat boy! kirishima. the man you found in the kitchen. he stood above everyone and his muscles were prominent in his clothes. the alcohol in your system was doing a great job and giving you the motivation to introduce yourself to him. walking over you stumbled before you could fully get to him. embarrassment flooded your system. ‘you okay babe?’ he laughed pulling you onto your feet. ‘i’m fine just…embarrassed.’ you laughed in your hands. he gave you a firm pat on your back with a hand that lingered. looking up and him, you were smitten. he was gorgeous. ‘your gorgeous.’ he said to you. you gasped. his own words seemed to catch him off guard as well. ‘is this your party?’ you asked him with batting lashes. trying to win him over. ‘well yes, it’s me and my friends.’ he answered. you nodded your head in agreement. ‘want to take some shots? here follow me.’ he lead you to the alcohol, a hand on your back at all times. his touch did somthing to you. after pouring the shots, you had put a cut up lime in your mouth. taking it out just to talk to him, ‘take a shot and the lime is right hereee’ you laughed while putting the lime back in your mouth. his eyebrows raised as he looked back at you with a smile. ‘i like the way you think.’ taking the shot he downed it. making a sour face before his eyes locked back into yours. without a word he grabbed the back of your neck and his lips met yours. you parted your mouth for him to get the lime. your felt his tongue venture in your mouth. he groaned, it was noticeable. it was hot. he parted from you before you could notice. opening your eyes you were met with him smiling at you with the lime in his mouth. ‘i hope i see you later tonight. you know what.. i will see you later tonight.’ and with that he walked away. the heat in your stomach uncontrolled.

part two: sero

thinking about frat boy! sero. you had only really heard of him in stories. the guy that somehow was always smoking a joint, always rolling somthing for the pretties girls there. so tell me why tonight, you were sitting with him. it had been a long long time since you saw your friends and your pretty sure they left by now. but that didn’t matter. not when you were sitting with him. it was a long long time since you had been this attracted to someone. and god u weren’t going to walk away without a kiss that’s forsure. the way his eyes trailed and stoped at some areas of your body. you new he felt the same way. you two were the only ones in the room. he whispered a hush ‘cmere baby’, before he pulled you into his lap. he made the first move a soft kiss on your lips, one hand on your ass and the other holding the weed you two had been smoking on. parting you said ‘you kiss everyone like your a gentleman or is it just me?’ you giggled. he swooned, ‘just you baby, but shit… fuck it.’ it wasn’t until he laid his lips on yours a second time that you felt everything he yearned for. his hips jumped under you and the kisses pace fastened. everything felt hot. on cloud 9 even. slobbering and tongue fucking eachother you groaned when he disconnected the two of you. ‘you like that?’ he grabbed your hips, grinding you against his hard length. ‘mmhm!’ you shook your head. ‘stand up, i have an idea babe.’

part three: both

thinking about the two frat boys kirishima and sero, that just loveeee watching eachother fuck you. the two of these guys controlled the party. and now you were in bed with both of them. one you had shared shots with earlier, and the other you had shared weed. you were truly on cloud nine. you laughed when zero showed you him guy friend that also wanted to have a threesome, because really you thought it would be anyone but him. kirishima laughed too, mostly because he was embarrassed. but now, your the one who is embarrassed. sero watched from his spot on the bed as kirishima fucked his fat cock in and out of you with hard pounding. your boobs bouncing from the force. back arched in doggy style, you slurred and moaned. it wasn’t long until sero took over. kirishima moved out of the way for his frat brother to pick you up. your back pressed against his chest. your legs bent all the way to your ribs. your pretty pussy was on full show for both of them. sero positioned himself into as he fucked you full-nelson. you saw kirishima jerk himself off in your peripheral. sero groaned from behind you. ‘isn’t she pretty bro? fucking taking all my cock like a good girl..’ he says as he pumped himself in and out of you. you moaned in response, clenching your walls around his cock. ‘getting fucked like a whore. fuck yes you like that, i can tell baby.’ sero groaned. you watched as kirishima got up from his spot. coming to see the two of you face to face.slowly he bent over and ran his mouth on the outside of your pussy. sero never faltered. fucking into you with faster pace, as his friend laid open mouthed kisses on your cunt. kirishima looked up at you with litted eyes. making sure you noticed him pumping his big fat cock. ‘fuck can we share her sero?’ kiri asked face still planted on your wet cunt. ‘only if she wants too.’ you shook your head yes before they even asked you. now on the bed, kirishima was under you, sero fucking you from behind. both your holes penetrated, kirishima finding a warm spot in your cunt. sero fucked into your ass. both their rhythms were mind boggling and far too much for you. as kirishima grabbed and twisted your nipples, sero spanked your ass. leaving red patches all over your skin. ‘you fucking like this?’ sero said slapping your ass again. you moaned in response. kirishimas eyes never left yours. as he pounded into even when your lost your footing, he held you up. his strong arms taking a grip on your elbows and angling your back farther. ‘feel that sero? how does fucking her ass feel? tell me about it.’ he said with a coy smirk. making your brain melt. ‘feels like she likes when you arch her back like that. fucking slut has a thing for you. everytime she talks she clenches- fuck so hard-‘ sero says laying his palm on your ass again. the pain felt so good. ‘fucka ah! yeah she fucking likes that.’ sero said again through moans. your pussy was pulling them in. ‘gonna cum? y/n are you gonna cum for us?’ kirishima growled as he pounded into you from beneath you. your body racked, lurching forward. you screamed out obscenities and curses. fuck. they weren’t stopping. both the men fucking you through your orgasm, you felt like you were gonna pee. ‘stop! omg stop! ah-! fuck i’m gon-‘ white liquid squirted out of you, soaking both the men in the process. this was the first time kirishimas eyes left yours, too look at the mess they made. sero pulled out almost right after and came on your ass. ‘fuck. we need to do that again.’ you agreeed.

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i’m shameless

did you just open your own door?

Bakugo Katsuki x Reader

You and Katsuki has been dating for 2 months. He might be known and seen as a rough and strong hero, but it shocked you to know how soft and respectful he was ever since you two got together.

Being with Katsuki who treats you like a princess without you asking for it was damn magical. He cooks for you, he buys you your fav snacks when he goes on groceries, Katsuki always makes sure you are always well and comfortable. He always make sure that you receive the best.

That's why the shock and disappointment in his face when you opened the car door for yourself does not need any explanation. As you close the door, you see him with his mouth wide open like you just did something so horribly unbelievable.

Katsuki hurriedly walks to his side of the door and even before sitting in the driver's seat, he goes, "What the hell just happened?"

You look at him smiling. "What?" You ask innocently. He pointed to your door with his left hand. "Oh. Love, I can open my own door, it's okay."

He scuffs at you like you have said something so horrible. "No, it's not okay! It is supposed to be me opening the door for you. I can do it for you."

"I know you can, Kats. But I can also do it myself, you don't always have to do it. It's not a big deal, don't worry about it." You say calmly, as you sense how serious Katsuki was about it.

You have always been independent. It was a long time you have not been with anoyone romantically, so these there are not a big deal for you because you know damn well you can do it yourself. 

Katsuki slowly breathes in as he try to explain himself. He holds your hand with both his hands. "My love, it is a big deal for me. If today I am not opening the door, then what else am I not doing for you?"

You claims both his hand as you brush your thumb onto the top of them. "Katsuki, I understand that. But no one even saw that you didn't do it so don't—"

"I am not doing it for other people to see, love. It's for you. I want to treat you the best way I possibly can, and I want to do it as often as I can because that's what you deserve." He says while looking straight at your eyes in all sincerity as he brings his right hand to cup your cheeks.

You have never known a love like this. So seeing how this man can make you feel the most strongest and the most vulnerable at the same time is all new for you. You lean on his touch. 

"Katsuki..."

Ever since you have been with Katsuki, every second of every day he makes you remember that he is the love you never knew you needed. 

"So, you gonna let me open the door for ya all the time or am I gonna start being a pain your ass?"

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Mha texts where reader reposts like sorta sad songs but it just turns out as a misunderstanding. Hope that made sense😅😅

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> i tried to match the songs to their "personality" as best as possible...sorry if it's not😓

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kinich x reader, modern au, gamer!kinich, gn!reader, established relationship, probably ooc kinich or he's just that down bad for u

thinking about kinich, who is reminded of your wedding while chatting to his gaming buddies between matches, and doesn't understant the outcry when he finishes his anecdote.

"you're MARRIED!?!?"

the exclamation rang so loudly through his headset that the sound became warped.

"yeah? I have been for a while."

"what the fuck dude. since fucking when??"

"like nearly three years now? our anniversary's next month- have I seriously not mentioned this?"

"no!! I mean, I knew about (Y/N), but you've never mentioned being married!"

the revelation struck kinich into silence. sure, it wasn't the kind of group that regularly talked about their personal life, but he must have mentioned being married to you - he had been gaming with these people since barely after your wedding. he spoke of you often enough, albeit in passing.

...though, now he thought about it, he did usually just refer to you by name. and it had taken him a little while to break out of the habit of calling you his partner, so maybe that's what he had introduced you as. shit, had he really not told them you were married?

"i- you know what, let me turn on my camera. (Y/N)!"

soft footsteps, and then you poked your head into the bedroom.

"what's up, kin?"

"c'mere," he beckoned, arm snaking around your waist when you reached his chair. you noticed the camera was on, and gave a shy wave, never having shown your face to his online friends before, "so, uhh. apparently i never told them we're married."

you could hear the guffaws and teasing through the headset, no doubt laughing about how he's gonna be in the doghouse for this one. but once his sheepish words finally processed in your mind, all you could do was look at him and laugh, first in disbelief before it turned into full, chest-aching laughter.

"you what??" you managed, resting your forehead in his hair as you continued to laugh, "how on earth did you manage that?"

"i honestly don't know," he responded, beginning to laugh with you. in his ear, his teammates were chuckling about how he was lucky to have such a forgiving spouse, but he was more focused on your body pressed against his side and your infectious laugh as you extracted yourself from his hair to look down at him with a bemused smile. he just knew he was never going to hear the end of this, but that adoring gleam in your eyes had him as besotted as he had been approximately two years and eleven months ago.

"well, guys," you turned to face his grainy camera, your face next to kinich's to speak into his mic. you held your hand up, proudly flashing your wedding band, "believe it or not, the rumours are true. kinich is my husband."

you didn't catch the lovestruck look he was sending you, but through his headset, you just about caught someone calling him a simp.

modern au gamer kinich always has my heart. wc: 493

bakugou’s never been happier to do this alongside you.

The sound of Bakugou’s ringtone—specifically one for those calls—the kind that only came when villains decided to cause trouble at ungodly hours—jolted him awake on the second ring. The kind that meant neither of you were getting any more sleep.

He groaned loudly, his voice raspy from sleep. “Son of a—” He didn’t even finish the curse as he snatched his phone and squinted at the glowing screen. “What the hell is it this time?”

Beside him, you stirred, mumbling groggily as you pulled the blanket over your head. “Is it another one?” you asked sleepily, your voice muffled.

Bakugou ignored you for the moment, his phone pressed to his ear as the barking voice of the dispatcher filled the room. His brows furrowed deeper, his scowl turning deadly as he listened to the report. “Villains in the old district? At this hour? Those bastards don’t sleep or somethin’? Yeah, yeah—I got it. We’ll be there.”

He slammed the phone down on the bed, letting out a deep sigh as he scrubbed a hand down his face. “Goddamn it. I hate this stupid job.”

You let out a small laugh beneath the blanket. “Liar.”

Bakugou glared at the lump of fabric that was you—his partner. “What’d you just say?”

“You heard me,” you teased, peeking out just enough for him to see the drowsy smile on your face—which can barely be seen with the dim light of the moonlight outside the bedroom window. “You love this job, Kats. You’d combust without it.”

“Like hell I would,” he muttered, standing up and running a hand through his already messy hair. “I’m only outta bed ‘cause I don’t trust those extras not to screw up.”

“You’re up because you want to. Big difference.”

“Whatever.” Bakugou shot you a glance over his shoulder. “Hurry your ass up. Don’t got time for you to sit there all cozy like we ain’t got villains to blow up.”

You didn’t budge.

“Give me two minutes. I just need to—hey!”

Bakugou had moved without warning, stomping back to the bed and scooping you up in one fluid motion. You let out a surprised squeak as he effortlessly picked you up, blanket and all, and cradled you against his chest.

“Katsuki!” you protested, trying to wriggle free. “What are you doing?!”

“Shut up,” he grumbled, barely sparing you a glance as he carried you toward the door. “You’re slow as hell when you’re tired. This’ll save time.”

“You can’t just carry me every time we get called in!”

“Watch me.”

He stomped down the hallway, his bare feet thudding against the wooden floor, while his voice dipped into a string of curses. “Stupid villains. Stupid middle-of-the-night calls. Stupid hero work. I’m gonna blast whoever’s causing this into the next century.”

You couldn’t hold back your laughter now, your head falling back against his shoulder. “You sound like a cranky old man.”

“Keep talkin’ and I’m droppin’ you,” Bakugou threatened. “Why the hell are you laughin’? Think this is funny?”

“Very. You’re like my happy pill.”

“Yeah? And you’re heavy,” he grumbled, though the way he carried you effortlessly said otherwise.

“Excuse me?!”

A corner of Bakugou’s mouth quirked up as he looked down at you, amusement flickering in his eyes despite his perpetual scowl. “I didn’t say nothin’. Quit wastin’ time.”

You smiled against his shoulder, listening to him grumble about this whole ordeal. He sounded pissed—like the world had wronged him personally by waking you two up—but you could see the truth in his actions. His grip was steady, his movements careful as he carried you to where your hero gear was waiting. It was such a Bakugou thing to do: grumble and complain, but still take care of you without hesitation.

By the time you make it to the gear room, Bakugou carefully sets you down on your feet. You wobbled slightly from the sudden shift, and Bakugou’s hand instinctively shot out to steady you.

“Oi, don’t fall on me now.”

“I’m fine, I’m fine,” you murmured, rubbing your eyes before turning to grab your hero suit. “You’re way too grumpy for someone who just carried me all the way here. Admit it—you love being a hero.”

“Don’t put words in my mouth.”

“You do, though,” you teased, already halfway into your gear. “I know you do.”

Bakugou clicked his tongue, but he didn’t argue. Instead, his voice softened just enough to make you pause. “I wouldn’t do this job if it meant leavin’ you to deal with shit alone.”

You stilled, looking at him from the corner of your eye. He was standing by the doorway now, fully suited up and waiting for you, his face set in his usual determined scowl. But something about the way he looked at you, about the small, unspoken truths in his words, made your chest feel warm.

“Y’know, you’re so sweet to me at the most inconvenient times. Why can’t you say things like that when I don’t look like I’ve been ran over by a truck because I’m sleep deprived?”

“Die.”

“Is that your way of saying you love me too, Ka-tsu-ki?”

He scoffed. “Hurry up, dumbass. We’ve got work to do.”

“Ha! You didn’t deny it, so I’ll take that as a yes.”

“Shut up, you’re annonyin’.”

You smiled faintly, finishing the last of your preparations before walking over to him. “But you love me.”

“Of fucking course,” Bakugou said, opening the door and stepping out into the brisk night air. “Let’s go. Those idiots could only hold out for so long ‘cause they really had to call us in.”

You followed close behind, still smiling to yourself as you fell into step next to him. Despite his grumbles, despite the curses under his breath, Bakugou had never been happier. Because at the end of the day, no matter how ungodly the hour, you were always there—and as far as he was concerned, nothing else mattered.

Because he loves this job—especially when he’s doing it alongside you.

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and i've been meaning to tell you

bakugo x fem!reader

You've liked Bakugo for a while now, but haven't had the courage to confess. All your friends know about your crush on him and have tried to help before but nothings ever felt right.

Midoriya especially tried to help and give you encouragement whenever you were feeling down about your infatuation. He would watch how you'd pine over Bakugo, in class, during training, and especially during lunch. He could fill his whole journal with how much you gush over him.

During one of your guys most recent hangouts, you both spending the weekend together at the mall. While stopping to eat at the food court, he once again listened as you talked about his childhood friend.

Tired of seeing you obsess over and doing nothing to try and talk to him, he decided take the situation in his own hands and make you confess.

"Pretend we're on a date" Midoriya states out of nowhere.

"Excuse me" you say dropping a fry.

"You and me, in this food court, we're on a date."

"Listen dude, you a great guy but-" you said trying to let him down that you don't like him like that.

"Not like that!" he yells interrupting you.

"Okay geez! why am I on a date with you"

"Not with me, with Bakugo"

"Oh your engaging in my delusions, you're so supportive" you laugh thinking he's joking.

"No, I want you to practice talking as if I was Bakugo. You've been pining over him the whole year and it's time you try and do something " He says straight faced.

"You know this is never going to end up going anywhere right, I mean I can barely talk to Bakugo much less say how I feel."

"I don't care, I just want you to try. Say everything you want to say to him." Midoriya says with sympathy in his tone.

You can't believe you were gouging to pretend that you were on a date with Bakugo, talk about hitting rock bottom. Midoriya grabs you hand and waits for you to be ready, your hands getting sweaty just from the thought of it being Bakugo.

You take a deep breath, already knowing what you were going to say. Modoriya smiled waiting for you to start, hoping this would help you try and do the real thing.

"Bakugo I've liked you for a while, ever since Aizawa's fitness test. Your strong will, confidence, and determination to be number one made me admire you, and I know we don't talk and you probably don't even remember my name but, will you go out with me." You said all this shaking as you imagine it was him you were giving your heart too.

You look up, breaking the illusion as you met eyes with Midoriya. "See that wasn't so bad!" he cheers going back to eating. "Now all you need to do is repeat this tomorrow at school." You felt better getting everything off your chest, starting to think on the bright side. "You know what, if I have an opportunity alone with him I'll do it." You promised, hoping all goes well if you get the chance. Continuing your shopping trip with a new surge of confidence, trusting your dear friend that this will all go well.

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"Will you go out with me"

Those six words Bakugo heard come out of your mouth as you sit with Midoriya, his hand in yours as he smiles at you.

He didn't even think twice before crushing the gift he just bought from a boutique he overheard you talking about before. Hoping to gift it to you when he decided to confess, but that was for nothing now that he heard you confess to Deku.

Of course it was him, you both were practically glued at the hip since starting at U.A. But all his friends told him to go for it, saying you guys were just friends.

He even convinced himself that nothing was going on, with the way he caught you staring sometimes, overhearing both of your friends talk about you and him, shipping you guys. He'd hold back a smile as he heard it, imagining you both together, but that was all a lie.

Seeing you and Deku with his own eyes, made him realize that it was never him, you had feelings for the kid who followed him all through out his childhood, not him.

Throwing the gift bag in the trash, he stormed out of the shopping mall, facing the fact that you were never his.

~~~

Your legs shaking as you stood up when the lunch bell rang, turning to look at Midoriya giving you a thumbs up.

Walking towards Bakugo as he put away his supplies, you gathered the courage to look up at him and ask, "Hey Bakugo, I was wondering if I could talk to you." your hands shaking with nerves.

He looks down at you, his expression blank before glancing at something behind you, his face quickly shifting into a glare back down at you.

"Did your little boyfriend send you to break the big new thinking I'd care." he said with fake sarcasm.

"What boy-"

"Save it, I don't need him sending you to tell me something as irrelevant as his dumb relationship status with you."

"Talk to me when something is actually worthy of my attention, better yet don't talk to me at all." he said shoving Midoriya's shoulder as he stormed off.

You were left there dumbfounded, the boy you've been obsessed over just blew you off and told you never to speak to him. Not even getting the chance to confess.

With tears in your eyes, you rush to grab your things and leave, heading to the bathrooms so no one could see you cry.

Midoriya witnessing the whole thing, chases after Bakugo, hoping to understand what just happened.

He catches up to Bakugo as he tries to storm off to lunch, grabbing his shoulder and stopping him.

"Who- oh"

"What do you want Deku, want to show off that you're dating her now."

"What are you talking about?"

"Me and her were never dating, she finally built up the confidence to ask you on a date and you just blow her off."

"Now what are you talking about, I saw you at the mall together and she asked you out."

"That was fake! She was practicing with me for you!" He shouts

Midoriya can see the dread hit Bakugo as he realizes what's happened. Not waiting for him to continue talking Bakugo rushes off to find you.

Hearing sniffling coming from the bathroom, he rapidly knocks on the door."

"Hey! Come out I need to talk to you." He says hoping you'd hear over the loud sniffles.

"Why, I thought you didn't want me to talk to you ever again." You say voice shaking from all the crying.

"It was a misunderstanding okay, I was mad because I thought you were dating Deku."

"Why would you ever think I was dating Midoriya." You cry out.

"I saw you asking him out at the mall and thought you liked him, not me."

"Will you come out so I can see you face to face." Bakugo pleads.

You finally open the door, cracking it as you peak behind it. "What do you mean not you?"

"I thought you liked me and was going to ask you out, until I saw you with him."

"You were going to ask me out?" You said opening the door a little bit wider.

"Yeah I was, now can you come out so I can still do it."

Finally you step out from the bathroom, standing in front of him, eyes and nose red from crying. Bakugo thinking you still look beautiful.

"Now will you stop crying go out with me"

"Yes" you say smiling up at him.

Bakugo couldn't help but smile back as he wipes a stray tear from your cheek.

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Just started watching Dandadadan and I was not expecting Okarun and Momo to be such an adorable ship. I love it so much. I haven’t shipped a straight ship this hard in years. Damn media needs to write better female characters and or straight ships.

I need people to yap about this show with wya?