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Spiderdads but Fight Club au

Lemme just say this

Book narrator would whoop movie rators ass

Movie marla would whoop book marlas ass

And the Tyler's woouuuld.. idk, have sex

House plots go one of two ways

Plot type A:

haha House and Wilson have a bet to see who can steal the most things from Cuddy’s office without her knowing. And also haha House gave Wilson a mysterious drug again!!

Or something like

Plot type B:

House almost killed himself operating on his own leg in his bathtub and almost met God for the 5th time

i think u guys have to accept the fact tyler is a power bottom. no im not debating on this

Vintage Jayce and Viktor, in their early days

hanni fantasy …

every time i hear this audio

guys he just kissed my hand what no Ow ow ow aaah Yeowchhhh

how it feels to ship narrator x tyler durden without some rat in your ear telling you theyre the same person

idk why he’s so attractive to me in this scene where he beats himself up (and the scene right after where he’s walking down the hall with blood all over his mouth and nose)