Dark: So what happened
Wilford who has half his body in the wall: I'm not telling you
Anti: He ran head first into the wall
Dark: You fucking idiot
Jackie Seeing Anti under his bed: Anti why are you under my bed
Anti: It's Mating season
Jackie: Ok but why would you need to hide
Henrik and Chase from the living room: Oh Anti~
Jackie: You better hope they don't find you
Wilford: Hey Dark I got you a gift
Dark: Why it's not even my birthday
Wilford: I just wanted to be nice. The gift is in your room
Dark: ok
Wilford: you'll love it. Just trust me you'll love it
(Dark walking to his room and seeing Anti tied up in red ribbion with no clothes on)
Dark: Someone isn't going to be able to walk for awhile
Chase: For the last time I was not drunk
Sean: Then why the fuck were you crying so much
Chase: Those were tears of happiness
Sean: Why
Chase: Because for the first time Anti smile
Wilford: Oh no my cute snake is gone
Google who has bing in his lap: What do you mean did you buy a snake
Wilford: No I mean Anti
Bing: I'm sure he's fine
Wilford: No he's most likely not fine cause someone stepped on his tail who ever did it is going to die
Mark running out of the room: NOPE
Chase looking at Dark: So how do we wake him up without him getting mad
Bing: Where is Wilford he'll know
Wilford walking in the room: Did someone say my name
Bing: Wilford how do we wake Dark up without him trying to kill us
Wilford: I got the perfect idea
Wilford vanished then appeared again with Anti in a maid outfit. Anti is blushing and has his head down.
Wilford: Antis in a maid outfit
Dark sitting up immediately
Chase: what the fu-
Wilford: Hey An-ti
Anti curled up in a ball crying
Wilford: GUYS IMPORTANT MEETING
10 minutes later all the ipliers are in the meeting room except Dark.
Google: What do you need us for
Wilford pulling out a gun: one of you made Anti cry so who the fuck was it
All of them pointing at bing
Bing: Really guys
Wilford pointing the gun at Bing
Anti: Hey Marvin, Jackie
Marvin and Jackie: Yes love
Anti: Why is it so cold
Jackie running to get something
Marvin: How the hell are you cold
Jackie running to Anti with a bunch of blankets: Don't worry Anti I got you
Bing: Dark what the hell
Dark who is sitting down with Wilford sleeping on him and Anti curled up around the two: What
Bing: you good
Dark: I'm trapped
Google: what happens when you have a bird boyfriend and a naga boyfriend
Bing slowly backing up: I'm gonna go see what chase is up to
Chase: Guys we got a problem
Henrik: Whats the problem?
Chase: Someone gave Marvin catnip
Jackie: Who in the world gave him catnip
[Anti slowly backing up holding a bag of catnip behind his back]
Henrik: Anti!
Wilford: Jackie I need you help!
Jackie: Why what happened
Wilford: I made Anti cry
Jackie now looking mad: You did what
Wilford realizing Jackie is Anti's other boyfriend: OH SH-
Henrik who is sitting on the couch: I have the sharpest memory name one time i forgot something
Anti who is curled up in a ball: You forgot to give me attention
Henrik: Come here
Anti slithering over to Henrik and sitting on him now getting kisses and hugs from his lover:Next time i'm telling Chase that your ignoring me.
Henrik: I wondered why people love Anti so much
Henrik: Then he smiled
Henrik: And I was like oh ok
Henrik: Anti get off me
Anti:No
Henrik: I have to go to work
Anti: This is your own fault
Henrik: How is this my fault
Anti: Just think about it
Henrik: [realizing he hasent been giving his naga lover attention] Guess i'm not going to work
I have a feeling that Wilford would just fall though a ceiling while the septics were having a meeting and would just get up like nothing happened holding a glass of martini and say. "Where the fuck am I". While the septics were wondering how he got there.
Does anyone ever just start writing a fanfiction then just never finish it.