I'd Be Happier With A Let's Go Johto Than A Fucking LoL Ripoff. Also, Tencent.

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

“Colorism isn’t real.”

While you’re doing the gym, they studied the tomes.

Things that Dazai is Officially Not Allowed to Do at Meetings, a By No Means Comprehensive List Assembled Over the Course of Several Months - by Kunikida

1. Refer to the collective members of the Armed Detective Agency as “Fukuzawa and the Fukuzawettes”.

2. Attempt to chime in to discussions by quoting the battle speech from Braveheart.

3. …Or any other, completely unrelated scenes from Braveheart.

4. Underscore anyone’s speeches by shouting “Amen!”, “Can I get a witness?”, or “Cowabunga!”

5. Underscore anyone’s speeches by waving one of those giant foam fingers from sporting events.

6. Underscore anyone’s speeches by playing dramatic music in the background.

7. Okay, who the hell gave Dazai a kazoo?

8. Giggle every time someone uses the word “duty.” Seriously, are you five?

9. Make a series of straight-faced, somber-sounding comments designed to include the word “duty” as many times as possible.

9a. [Amended, after the giggling proves contagious.] Okay, now nobody is allowed to say “duty”, are you happy?

9b. I wasn’t laughing, I was coughing, and anyway, that’s not- look, can we move on?

10. Anything involving sock puppets, for any reason.

11. For the purposes of 10, “sock puppets” also includes puppets not made of socks.

12. Okay, who the hell gave Dazai his kazoo back?

✿ 5.11

Happy Birthday to the incredibly talented, endlessly passionate and effortlessly beautiful: Tawada Hideya!

Words cannot express how marvelously he's brought to life our beloved Dazai Osamu from Bungou Stray Dogs!

∘ From the Happy-Go-Lucky Dazai in the Armed Detective Agency:

∘ To the Dark Demonic Prodigy of the Port Mafia:

∘ To being the most perfect embodiment of the surreal beauty of Dazai Osamu:

∘ To executing the character to the T by goofing off offstage: (he's adorable!)

∘ To the effortless transitions from cute and adorable to dark and formidable :

He's given us everything that we could ask from Dazai Osamu, and then more!

♡ Happy Birthday, Hideya Tawada! ♡

EVERYONE SHUT RHE FUCK UP OH NY GID OH MY GOD

Fyodor: How can someone say Kolya is evil?? He’s the most precious soft little soul. Gogol, wiping blood off his face: YEAH I’M ADORABLE!

See also: spoopy litwick comic

For some reason I’ve become infatuated with the idea of Calem unwittingly becoming a Phantump’s mom.

PS, some extras I haven’t posted here on Patreon.

yosano: i like that we say "oh man" to express disappointment. because men, in fact, are disappointing.

ranpo:

yosano: !! except ranpo. he is the purest thing in the world