You Read Stuff On Wattpad For Shit And Giggles Where Most Of The Fics There Are Reader-inserted Ones

I love Haikyuu so much you don’t understand

me, logging into ao3 5 minutes before bedtime: WAITER! bring me your finest enemies to lovers!

ao3 tag search function: excellent choice, sir! how would you like it cooked?

me: explicit. with a side of hurt/comfort

ao3: lovely! and may i suggest a drizzle of mutual pining?

me: of course, and can you add a spritz of angst? make it a 100k slowburn for good measure

ao3: coming right up, sir

me: thank you. oh, and waiter?

ao3: yes, sir?

me: make it gay

i think we talk too much about dadbastian from the perspective of fix-it aus. i feel we should talk more about it in the context of canon and the inevitable incoming tragedy of kuro's ending someday. hold my hand. what if sebastian were ciel's guardian and it changed nothing and saved nobody? join me.

Choso asking to itadori to call him once onii chan that's my favorite moment ever

tired of all kagehina post time skip fanfics where hinata cook feijoada for tobio, you dont know NOTHING about brazilian cooking bc if you know hinata would make strogonoff or ala minuta 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

Yeah this is about haikyuu

LESBIANS BE UPON THEE!!!!!!!

(2022) Iwaizumi Hajime was my first Haikyuu crush and if he wasn’t yours I don’t believe you