NOTICE: As More And More Fanfic Writers Are Using Generative AI For Their Works (you Uncreative Dweebs),

me, logging into ao3 5 minutes before bedtime: WAITER! bring me your finest enemies to lovers!

ao3 tag search function: excellent choice, sir! how would you like it cooked?

me: explicit. with a side of hurt/comfort

ao3: lovely! and may i suggest a drizzle of mutual pining?

me: of course, and can you add a spritz of angst? make it a 100k slowburn for good measure

ao3: coming right up, sir

me: thank you. oh, and waiter?

ao3: yes, sir?

me: make it gay

me every day cause I don’t understand anything

Another Twitter trend I had to do

One like and ill send them to hell

I introduce you... Matching! <3

Original artists: @fool_rith and @Ickyeddie (twt/x)

this truly was….our yuri kaisen….

[throws these iwaois at you] time to repost some old stuff!

Atsu: Omi, am gonna let go fer a bit so I can go get ya some more water, is that okay?

Omi: No, Atsu… stay… 5 more minutes… please?…

Atsu: Okay Omi, okay. Am right here with ya, it’ll be okay.

(Omi yer bein so cute it’s killin me.)