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What the hell is going on in the arcane fandom right now

I feel like I'm sitting in a bubble watching everyone fight to death right outside

So glad I'm in my bubble Jesus

Some of y'all are acting like twitter

when you toss and turn in your sleep, i hope it's because you can't stop thinking about

dude I wish had the confidence to just ASK THEM even thought it DEFINITELY WONT HAPPEN (also bikini kill is like the riot grrrl band, they super kewl u should go listen teehee. Also that is so cool that you did wttbp on karaoke I also always chicken out of karaoke).

high school dances are weird yall

‼️‼️Hell Followed with Us and The Spirit Bares its Teeth spoilers below‼️‼️

YALL in everyone one of this AJ White’s books I’ve read (which is only two) I always end up sussing out The Bastard of the book. Like with HFWU I was IMMEDIATELY suspicious of Theo, like i did not trust AT ALL. So imagine my surprise when I managed to SUS OUT GEORGE TOO. I didn’t get it immediately, I thought he was kinda okay at first. But eventually even BEFORE he came to the school to meet Silas I already started questioning if he should be trusted. AND I WAS RIGHT. I DID IT AGAIN GUYS. IT HAPPENED AGAIN.

anyways, fuck those guys.

ALSO when I eventually read Compound Fracture you characters better WATCH IT. I WILL GET YOU.

seriously tho as I was reading TSBIT I usually annotate my books but I was getting so fucking excited that I just started scribbling on the damn pages

Oooooooh I’ll keep that in mind for when I (eventually) read compound fracture :3c

‼️‼️Hell Followed with Us and The Spirit Bares its Teeth spoilers below‼️‼️

YALL in everyone one of this AJ White’s books I’ve read (which is only two) I always end up sussing out The Bastard of the book. Like with HFWU I was IMMEDIATELY suspicious of Theo, like i did not trust AT ALL. So imagine my surprise when I managed to SUS OUT GEORGE TOO. I didn’t get it immediately, I thought he was kinda okay at first. But eventually even BEFORE he came to the school to meet Silas I already started questioning if he should be trusted. AND I WAS RIGHT. I DID IT AGAIN GUYS. IT HAPPENED AGAIN.

anyways, fuck those guys.

ALSO when I eventually read Compound Fracture you characters better WATCH IT. I WILL GET YOU.

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(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

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