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Help! The short kings are fighting…

SPOILERS for Sausage's latest video below!

Ok so I was COMPLETELY wrong about who the antagonists were in Sausages story BUT I have a new crack theory. I think that Sausage is the son of the tyrant king from his old kingdom because he mentioned not knowing his father, his mum died mysteriously in the castle and Eddy put a big emphasis on his safety/woudn't let him run into danger even when he and Bubbles did.

Not sure if this is gunna be a Star Wars situation where the king will want Sausage to join him or he just wants him dead but I am excited to see what happens next in his story!

This minecraft short comic called "A strange Coast" made by Ian Flynn I believe, I found in a book from my library I work has to be one of the most beautiful and respectful takes on the game.

It understands minecraft so perfectly and doesn't treat it as childishly as the other stories in it did.

And all that within 10 pages and no word spoken.

The whole server going into lore mode:

Zedaph, who has never touched a Lore in his life:

Project D by Terry Wei

look fwhip sometimes your lore can be “I’m a little green skrunkly dude” and that’s just how it goes

I find it hilarious that Joel is short but still taller than Pix, so that means by God standards he is small. There are deities bigger than him and that's so funny to me

That’s a cool headcanon

But personally I headcanon that Joel actually started out as a thunder spirit who got elevated to god hood through increased worship (cough cough pixandria) which gave him the ability to change his appearance. His 11ft stature is compensation for his true form:

A little guy who is no bigger than a peach

See Joel, we can both win

Lego bottle

source: ci4ma

Team-up AU

goodnight sleep tight don’t let freddy fazbear bite