“This Is Your Daily, Friendly Reminder To Use Commas Instead Of Periods During The Dialogue Of Your

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

I like when Nicholas Hoult is a sad wet man tormented by vampires

Shoutout to ppl who notice the freckles on my nose. That shit makes me

Tee hee

likes to charge, reblogs to cast

babygirl.. dont be dead. be alive

actually i dont think dirk gently is autistic

Idk that concept seems too good to be true

also i wonder what it’s like to not be afraid that you annoy every single person you ever interact with

Saving this 100%

Did I daydream this, or was there a website for writers with like. A ridiculous quantity of descriptive aid. Like I remember clicking on " inside a cinema " or something like that. Then, BAM. Here's a list of smell and sounds. I can't remember it for the life of me, but if someone else can, help a bitch out <3

Reasons why I'm so hot and sexy^

Everyone needs to up their game bc ain't no way that I'm in the 1% with less than 500 minutes listened to Tokyo Machine.