Ballister Is Actually Just A Borzoi Wearing Human Clothes

Nominate TMNT please!

✨️The Ultimate Anthro Poll!!✨️

Pretty self explanatory, a poll for anthro furry/scalie/whatever the term is for bugs characters.

Inspired by polls like @cool-hat-bracket, @thegreatbigdetectivepolll, @latinotiktok's latinosexyman tournament, @who-do-i-know-this-man, @mostannoyingfandom-poll, @doomed-bythe-narrative, @least-sexy-man-competition, and @worstcharacterpoll.

What counts as "Anthro"?

For a character to be elligible for submission they must:

Have a humanoid body, but animal facial features. What this means is that they have to walk around on two legs but their face must be the face of an animal. I don't want to see any humans who just happen to have cat ears in the submissions, they gotta look like someone sewed an animal head onto a human torso. The body can be anything from fully humanized to something like a literal rat that walks on two legs.

Be based on a real life animal. I'm not gonna add fictional species for this poll, because they fall in a bit of a gray area between anthro and just a separate species altogether. Remember to specify what animal your submission is supposed to be.

Be relatively well known. You can submit obscure characters (in fact, PLEASE submit obscure characters) but no ocs. If google shows no results for them they cannot be submitted.

Not be from a dating sim because there are way, way too many of them. This rule is only here so I don't end up googling 50 different R18 furry dating sims. Spare me please, I beg of thee.

Not be from any sort of real life religion because that's disrespectful as shit.

finally, NICK WILDE HAS A GUARANTEED SPOT BECAUSE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO MAKE AN ANTHRO TOURNAMENT WITHOUT HIM. JUAN CARLOS BODOQUE HAS A GUARANTEED SPOT BECAUSE I LIKE HIM. PLEASE SUBMIT BEASTARS OR LACKADAISY CHARACTERS BECAUSE I WILL EXPLODE IF THOSE SERIES DON'T GET NOMINATED.

The poll will prioritize multiple sources. What that means is that if two characters from the same show are submitted, ONLY the one with the most amount of submissions will be put on the bracket. If both characters have the same amount of submissions a preliminary voting round will be held to decide who goes on the bracket.

Submissions will close on May 8th, 10:00PM CLT at the earliest. However the form will remain open longer if we can't reach our minimum of 32 submissions.

Finally, here is the submission form. Have fun, and don't be afraid to submit anyone you can think of!! <3

Dear reader

What, pray tell, may I ask, mayhap you guess, is the song stuck in my head at this, yes THIS, very instant?!

Consider, before you guess, that I:

A: slept nary a wink last night,

B: am still recovering from the nastiest cold I've been cursed to endure in many a moon and I am possessed of a certain sensitivity to Dayquil that makes me think entirely too much,

C: am in the midst of a life-changing depressive episode, triggered by a multitude of small, yet unbearable happenings in my life, that my self-aggrandizing, dramatic ass has decided shall be the crucible that will forge me into something stronger or

BREAK ME UPON THE ROCKS OF MY INNER TEMPEST, LEAVING NOTHING BUT AN EMPTY HUSK OF A PERSON WHO ONCE DREAMED AND NOW MERELY SURVIVES FOR DIRTY FILTHY MONEY?!

WELL??

I hope you enjoyed my Romanticynicyst humor that mask my inner pain.

I KNOW you enjoyed the cat. Share as you see fit.

Can we have a leosagi kiss?

Hell yeah

I don't have any idea about animation and it's 3 am right now so...

// If you wanna see the video on youtube

https://youtu.be/Do2IRDclIkQ

do your part and vote hamato leonardo in the @cringefaillosersummit ‼️

Stayed up past a reasonable hour once again turning a dumb joke into a self indulgent trans comic, featuring Vridi! He’s from one of my favorite fan fictions, @growingupgerudo! If you haven’t read it already, you totally should, it’s absolutely worth the read. Hope y’all enjoy!

excited for this show to drop

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

Ask for the shorts too!

We can also go and mass request ROTTMNT Season 3 and all the seasons your country doesn't have !!! Let Netflix know we love and want this show back !

Some WIPS I had sitting around since August that I never got around to finishing because school. May come back when I have the time to complete them…but for right now. I just needed some wholesome stuff after all the angst I’ve been drawing…

Ballister: Could you be anymore annoying? Nimona: Yes.