This one is for grammarly.
I see you.
I see you after all you've done to me.
You come in, sweep me off my feet, correct my comma usage and wrap me around your little finger making me dependent on you.
You taunt me with your premium features, making me wish I had just a little more money to fully commit to you and you never go on any good sale.
Then you drop me into a filthy hole with the rest of the garbage by incorporating ai that can't tell the difference between its and it's and leave me to rot.
So I move on, I find something better than you could ever be. Just for you to flash a 50% off sale in my face like we were nothing. Like I never meant a goddamn thing to you.
Now you want me back?!?!
After all this, this how you want to wine and dine me back into your arms?
Well, I won't play your game. I've grieved our parting already and now I feel nothing but utter indifference toward you.
Y'all, she's finally written. I just need to edit it and chapter 8 will be up
I know that it's okay to be cringe and everything, but I'm kind of regretting my whole "don't delete any of your writing because 1) you'll be able to track your progress as a writer and feel better about your current writing and 2) you don't wanna be the asshole who deletes someone's comfort story" rule because I wanna start posting fanfic again, but I don't wanna be tied to all the cringe I wrote pre 2020.
We english speakers need more words for Laugh that have different emotional connotations. I can feel the authors of the past shaming me from the great beyond as I attach adverbs to every he laughed. Cause He laughed shyly, he laughed sadly, and he laughed softly, are all different vibes and there's too many adverbs everywhere but I have no alternatives that work for the situation!
Love Thy Neighbour (1335 words) by StarsWhisper Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Malevolent (Podcast) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John/Arthur Lester Characters: John (Malevolent), Arthur Lester, Oscar (Malevolent), Noel | Charlie Dowd Additional Tags: Kissing, Silly little idea, romantic Jarthur, takes place post ending, John (Malevolent) Has His Own Body, they run an investigative practice in new york, cause i want them and oscar and noel to be buddies Summary: Arthur is cooking dinner and John gets bored filing paperwork
Okay, now that I'm free, I've made this. Thanks for bringing this more justice in the art than I could with words
My sister came up with this comedy gold. @starswhisperwritershear thank you for your service.
When you're on vacation and you told yourself to take a break but the next chapter is physically consuming your every waking thought.
Been thinking about Adult/30s Danny being a teacher as a career choice. It's so funny, like, imagine:
what grade level would he teach? [Highschool would be funny, Middle school would be funny, Elementary school would be adorable]
Imagine him making lesson plans. [It's funny to me!]
How would he decorate his classroom if he was allowed?
What class subject would he teach, and how funny would it be if it was something like Home Ec. or P.E. [I'm thinking math teacher though]
What would he wear as a teacher? [polo and khakis??] What would he wear on casual Fridays?
Danny wearing space pun shirts would be really funny if the class he taught had nothing to do with space.
Would his class think he's inexplicably spooky? Would other people at the school spread the rumor that he's spooky but his class is like "what are you talking about??? He's a dork???"
Working at Casper High would be so funny. He's back in the freaking building again. Otherwise I think I'd stick him somewhere else. (Elmerton /j)
Would make a funny crossover premise. "The new [substitute?] teacher Mr. Fenton". Very silly.
Funny also if Sam and Tucker have "cooler" jobs than Danny. Or if Tucker becomes rich and famous and no one believes Danny that they're friends.
The mental image of Danny shopping for school supplies and accidently meeting Mr. Lancer at the store is so funny. How fast do you think Mr. Lancer would clock him? He'd take in what he's buying and work from there or the look in Danny's eyes gives him away immediately.
I'm gonna draw this later i stg it's so funny to me.
Sorry I've been inactive lately, the cold weather and chronic fatigue are kicking my ass. However! I have made significant progress on chapter 10 of Of All the Stories In The Stars... despite my hyperfocus being dragged between Arcane and Coral Island. I've had to change the ending again to fit character goals better but it's coming I promise!
Decided to fuck around and look at the stats on my story. I'm sitting here writing chapter 7 and thinking that like 13 people are gonna love it.
What do you mean 639 of you have read it!?! That's insane! I had no idea!
i love ways the word 'halfa' can be interpreted
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