Holy Shot I Will Fucking Cry

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the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs

Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.

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It has apparently been ten years since the time one of my professors pulled me aside to tell me I had to clean up after making out before going to class because my lipstick was everywhere and I realized "actually my tapdancing group decided we all had to dress like the Joker for our performance" was an infinitely worse explanation so I just said I was sorry

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it

in bruges and banshees of inisherin are heartwarming stories about how the friendship between brendan gleeson and colin farrell can overcome absolutely nothing