So What If I Sucked His Dick. His Knuckles Were Split And Bloody From Defending My Safety And My Honour

AHHHHHY THEMB😭‼

ren fest

I love this so much oh my GOD.

guys my mom’s new boyfriend is trying to be supportive of me being a trans guy and he said “i got you a gift, a boy gift”

it’s a mountain dew nascar trucker hat. i wanna scream, like it’s nice he got me a gift and it’s nice he’s trying but…. I wanna Sc r EAM

Quick drawing I did because Ness would one thousand percent (1000%!!) give Mike random forehead kisses, it's literally canon guys

drop dead gorgeous

thank u for ur securitywaiter pins on pinterest (and for giving credit ajshchdhd-)

Of course <3

:D

What if I literally jamp RIGHT NOW.

This is the most homophobic thing that's ever happened to me in my entire life.

THAT IS NOT MIKE WHAT IF I LITERALLY KILLED MYSELF RIGHT NOW IM GOING TO FUCKING JUMP.

I DONT CARE THAT HE LOOKS GREAT DUDE THATS NOT MIKE WHAT IF I DIED RIGHT NOW 😭💔

3 hours later

Wellll ya seeeee maybe we could figure something out I GUESSS..

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STWG daily prompt 5/11/23

prompt: daylight savings

pairing/character(s): steddie and their little kid who is somewhere between 12 and 18 months old idk how babies work

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The sound of babbled yells wake Steve up abruptly, and from the way he feels Eddie tense up where he's sprawled out over Steve's chest, he figures he's awake as well.

"Your turn." Steve grumbles, stubbornly keeping his eyes shut and turning his head away from the baby monitor. (They don't even need it at this point, Lydia's loud enough down the hall on her own. It's just to soothe their own anxieties about not hearing her somehow.)

It might seem mean of him to not jump up to go to his baby, but he knows what each of her cries mean. And this one is barely a cry at all, more of her yelling her current favourite cycle of words. Dada, papa, baba, and dog are the current ones.

"Dadadadadada. Dadadadada!" She's currently yelling, sounding like she's right up against the baby monitor. She might be, is probably standing up in her crib and holding onto the bars while she calls for them.

Eddie groans, and finally starts to move.

"'s too early, what the fuck." He murmurs after his warmth leaves the bed, and Steve finally opens his eyes to glance at their alarm clock. It reads 5:24AM. Usually she at least lets them sleep until 6:30. Although...

"Didn't the clocks change last night?" He asks quietly, words becoming more intelligible now he's a little more awake. He vaguely remembers turning the clocks in the house back by an hour when they went to bed last night, in preparation.

"Fuck. Yeah." Eddie sighs, and then finally walks out of the room.

Steve snuggles back into his pillows, and closes his eyes again. But before he can start drifting back into the realm of sleep, he hears Eddie's voice through the baby monitor, higher pitched in the way he usually talks to Lydia.

"Hiya, Lyds. You're up early today, huh?"

"Papapapapapa."

"Yeah, that's me. You know, you're supposed to turn your clocks back so you don't wake up so early. Lemme help you with that, I think your clock is in your tummy."

And Steve grins to himself as Eddie makes exaggerated mechanical noises with his mouth and Lydia giggles afterward. Eddie's sound effects dissolve into chuckles too eventually.

What a lovely sound to fall back asleep to.

Just a heads up that my Ask's/question thing is open if you lot have any ideas for what Ness or Sparky's (Diner) should post! (on their respective Instagram accounts) I'm open to any ideas or questions that I think will fit with the timeline/characterisation of both Ness and Sparky's:)

It could be headcanons, literally anything you lot want because I made it for our fellow silly minded, securitywaiter, fnaf loving people.

(Also I will EVENTUALLY, hopefully, making a fic out of this along with failed detective ness:))

It's not era accurate, but I'm trying to keep the style/what they say kind of 2000's coded/in that era, despite them very obviously posting on Instagram and not a forum online.

Also! Ness is 23 (23!!) in this, the only thing I'm taking from the book is that his dad/family own Sparky's, that's why on a previous post you would have seen the Sparky’s account responding more like a sibling rather than a proffesionsal brand/buisness account. Andy, who mainly runs the Sparky's account (completely made him up) is the one teasing and jabbing at Ness in the instagram replies/comments about Mike and whatnot. I am but a simple man, if you cut open my heart you'll see a little nugget that says in bold print "SECURITYWAITER."

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OHNYNROWKS WHAT. 2HATM. HOLY SHIT

HERE'S RANDOM ENCOUNTERS' INSTAGRAM STORY FOR THOSE WHO MISSED!!!!!

So. The shirt for my Ness cosplay came in. It's so movie accurate down to the buttons and how the blue folds into the shirt... all I need now is the trousers (which I'm buying tommorow), his little apron, and a notepad. Ness' pin/name tag too but I still cannot find ANYWHERE that it's being sold, so if you know anyone who's selling replicas please do tell:)

Anyways, I'm so concerningly excited ohmygod😭😭

(UPDATE!! WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE:))

(Nestortheory update soon:))