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fucking insane to me that people can be mean to kids. this thing is four to five shoe boxes tall and youre shouting at it ?? ? what is your damage the mf just got here.

@theapollospectrohelioscopic

ok but what if

weirdcore hms designs

"Is a donut part of the grain food group? Because grain is supposed to be good for your body, but donuts are all glazed and sugary. I get that if you get rid of the glaze and sugar, it's just grain, but that's not a donut without all that glaze and sugar. It's like, you can't~ you can't have a donut without sugar. It's just not a donut without sugar. It's a fonut. A fake donut. Or even better, a tunod. "

"???"

"That's donut backwards. A tunod. Yes. A sugarless donut is called a tunod. I absolutely despise tunods, and they can go to hell. They would probably taste like sour bread and give you an aneurysm. I swear, if tunods ever get put into existence, I will cry. I will sue whoever made it and flood their production line. All of the tunods will be flooded and nobody will ever get another tunod. Now my stomach hurts talking about tunods, because they will 100% give everybody food poisoning. And now I'm just really tired of talking about tunods, mostly because I never wanted to talk about tunods, because they suck. So let's talk about some else. Like towels. Towels are nice. They keep you warm. And dry. Cloths are similar to towels. But most cloths are smaller than other towels. And cloths are usually used to get rid of spills. The word cloths look like the word clothes. Like the kind of stuff that you wear. Or hats. Hats are like clothes, but for your hair. Unless you're bald. Then it's for your ghost hair." "I'm beginning to question if I chose the right host."

"Hats can be used to make people think that your hair is still there if you're bald. They can help you pretend you still have hair. Impostor hair. Speaking of hair, I've never gotten a different hairstyle at my local hair salon. It's always "2 on the sides, and 7 on the front." Then they're like "Regular for the back?" and I'm like "Yup." They know me well. My family knows me well. My dad knows the sore spot on my back where he hits me with his belt. Belts hurt. A canvas D-ring belt hurts too. I have no idea what a canvas D-ring belt is, or if it even exists, but it sounds painful. This case is open and shut. Just like his mouth was, constantly. That was my last fat joke, ok? That was from Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Watch the show. What's that? You have? Watch it again. I watch it before breakfast and forget to eat. I like breakfast. Breakfast tastes good. Unlike tunods. Sorry, sorry~ I should not of brought that up. Nobody likes that. I wonder how many words I've said so far."

"I am trying to not blow my cover, please don't distract me."

"And you will probably succeed. Because my fingers WILL fall off eventually. Like when I play text-adventure games. I enjoy text-adventure games. They're fun to play, and to create. But sometimes they're SO annoying. Like I would say: "look around" and it's like >There's nothing to look at. Like, what? There has to be SOMETHING to look at in the stupid room or church or whatever the character is in. He can't just be in blank nothingness. Or she. Or they, my bad. I need to get better at using pronouns correctly. Sorry. Forgive me. Please, accept my forgiveness. Forgive me my sins. I beg you. Okay, I'm not that desperate. But what if I am? What if I'm playing mind games with you, and I really AM desperate? Um, puppies are cute, I like cats better, I am speaking in an Australian accent, that's a lie, what I just said is false, I lied, this is false, I am not correct, this is not a debate. I can't believe we came this far. Talking about donuts to hats to random stuff. I'm gonna stop here soon because my voice hurts. I'll say a couple more sentences. Shoutout to Reddit (I am not getting paid to say that) and Discord. I like Discord. Discord is really cool. Numbers, 12345, 67, 89, 10. Letters, ABCD, EF, GH I am bored." "MAKE IT STOP. PLEASE."

You have been possessed by a demon. Instead of panicking, you realize an important truth: you're trapped in your own body with a demon at the wheel, but you're still in the car, and you have the power to make them regret every single second they spend with you.

flashbacks to that one comment under a tom scott video

gotten everything EXCEPT the flower + 5th code without having to turn brightness up. no idea what the hell people are talking about with a qr code but i don't have a device that can read it anyways so eh

PUZZLE WEEK - DAY FIVE

* [THE FINAL CHALLENGE IS SOMEWHAT DIFFERENT.] * [YOU HAVE BEEN PROVIDED WITH A PHOTOGRAPH.] * [YOUR TASK IS TO LOCATE THE LIST OF ITEMS INCLUDED WITH IT.]

DAY FIVE TASK : HIDDEN OBJECTS

[MORSE] has tasked you [the audience] with finding the hidden objects in this photograph. You have until APRIL 15 to complete this task. You are permitted to download the image containing the photograph in order to circle your answers. When you are finished and believe you have solved this puzzle, submit your answers directly through the askbox. REMEMBER: YOU CAN HELP YOUR FELLOW AUDIENCE MEMBERS, BUT ANSWER-SHARING IS NOT ALLOWED!

[MORSE] is anticipating your success. Good Luck.

intro post!

so it just occured to me i don't have one of these things. whoops. anyways hey! idk what to go by online yet so just stellathyst for now. frankly if you have any name suggestions that's fine. not posting my legal name. however, if any of my irl friends find me they have permission to call me crissy. i frankly am still figuring out my gender, so for now it's they/she/it/star pronoun-wise until stated otherwise! [kinda experimenting with neo/xeno pronouns online to see if i like them.] i'm a minor, so i'm more trusting of chatting with other minors than of adults. i'll still interact with adults, just expect me to be very awkward. my fandoms are Chonny Jash, OMORI, Rain World, Tally Hall, & others. favorite characters include Mind from CCCC, Basil from OMORI, Kim from OMORI, Seven Red Suns from Rain World, and V from Murder Drones. I really love anything star, crow, space, or computer related in terms of aesthetics. you will see me reblog a lot of moodboards. my hobbies include violin and reading and spending too much on the internet. NO DONATION ASKS. I WILL NO LONGER ANSWER THEM. that's all, bye!

Couples shirt idea

okay so it occurred to me last night that crows were in fact, mostly diurnal. humans are also often diurnal. so if you do get a werecrow will they just crash into things a lot because the crow side isn't exactly a night animal and the human side isn't either???

consider werewolves but like with the new moon and it's a crow you turn into or something

I love talking to kids about disability bc

1. they often just Get It, and

2. they have 0 concept of disability as a tragedy or something pitiable.

I've watched kids get into an argument with a teacher bc they thought wheelchairs were cool. I told a kid that I can't stand for too long sometimes and they replied, "That's okay, I can't do cartwheels sometimes, but I just do other stuff then. You can sit down with me if you want". Today a girl asked me what the headphones on a classmate's desk were for and I told her that headphones are important for some kids because noises bother them, and she said she wished she had headphones at home, because her baby brothers make a lot of noise and it makes it hard to think. The idea that different people could use tools at different times is intuitive and simple and when accessibility aids are explained neutrally, kids don't see them as bad or unfortunate, they're just things that are useful.

Even mental disability!! In Kindergarten the other day one of the kids asked me why his table partner got stickers when nobody else did. I started off by saying, "Well, when you do your work well, it feels good, right? That's your brain giving you a reward," and the kid just right away went, "Oh, and the stickers are like his reward?" YES! You are 5 and have a better grasp on ADHD than most adults! Kids blow me away every day.