Peter, Completely Loopy After Having Is Wisdom Teeth Taken Out. Tony Is In The Back Seat With Him. Happy

Peter, completely loopy after having is wisdom teeth taken out. Tony is in the back seat with him. Happy is driving.

Peter: Spider-Man Spider-Man, does the things a spider can… 

Tony: You sure do.

Peter: I can’t shoot from my butt, though. 

Tony: What?

Peter: I wanna be king of the bears.

Tony: No, spiders. You’re Spider-Man.

Peter: Bear Force One.

Tony, pausing: That’s… not half bad. Happy, take a note. 

Peter falls over. 

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6 years ago

@ nasa give me your fastest fucking rocket we need to save tony stark

6 years ago

About an hour ago, I was in Walmart looking for my conditioner because today is wash day for my hair. As I’m looking for my product, this older white lady approaches me and she says, “Excuse me, miss. Please don’t be offended by this.” And usually when white people tell me not to be offended, 9 times out of 10, whatever they are about to say is going to be offensive af.

Anyway, she follows it up with, “My husband and I just recently won our custody battle with our foster daughter and she means the world to us. She’s a beautiful African American girl and her hair looks a lot like yours. But I’m afraid because I don’t know what to do with her hair. It’s a lot different from mines and our other children and we are at a total loss. I’ve tried looking up the YouTube videos and my husband went to the braiding shops so they can teach him how to properly braid her hair, but he’s still pretty new and it will be a while before he gets used to it. Do you have any tips you can give me? If you don’t have the time, it’s okay, really! I just needed a little advice because I want her to look beautiful.”

Y’all. swear I almost started crying on aisle 6. So for the last 30 minutes, I spent my time talking to her and what products to use and how to properly detangle and comb her hair with the proper tools and what not to do with natural hair. And I showed her a bunch of easier to follow natural hair tutorials on YouTube and saved them for her. (I also had to create a YouTube account for her so she could save it for later.) but omfg, she was so sweet, and I could tell that she listened to every single thing I had to say and she took little notes on her little notepad.

And what really filled my heart was the fact that her husband actually taking classes from African braiding shops. And she showed me a picture of him wearing a little sweater vest and loafers in a little shop surrounded by beautiful black women showing him how to braid black hair and even the lady he’s braiding on is guiding his hands. And omfg. Bless these old white people and their black daughter who I know have new loving parents because they are willing to step out of their comfort zone just to make her feel and look beautiful.

I really hope our paths cross again one day, Mrs Cicilia. 💖💕

6 years ago

One half of my otp: *dies*

Me: it’s funny how you think dying is going to get you out of this ship

6 years ago

headcanon

Headcanon
2 years ago

I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together

2 years ago

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

6 years ago

aesthetics for the spidey squad

peter parker : running late, overused notebooks, gazing in wonder, weird references, golden smiles, broken straps, novelty shirts, remembering something once forgotten, steamy drinks, tapping pavements

ned leeds : excited voices, rapid typing, obscure music, slammed lockers, fast pacing, quirky smiles, messy hair, coffee cups, staying up late, city lights, weird dances, discarded paper, fond expressions, witty comments

michelle jones : eraser shavings, side eye, sarcastic muttering, heart of gold, heated debates, small gestures, appreciative glances, scribbled pages, comfortable clothing, dark nights, low music, unkempt hair, fair remarks

flash thompson : tensed muscles, quick smirks, piles of books, clock ticking, blaring alarm, following whispers, glint of gold, sweaty brows, raised defences, empty water bottles, clenched jaw, burning fires

betty brant : soft voices, neat handwriting, over enthusiasm, cosy sweaters, bright smiles, perfect hair, dimmed lighting, breath of air, trickling water, outstretched hands, occasional tapping, a million ideas

- KC

6 years ago

“Pete, you gotta let go, I’m gonna catch you” was the best Iron Dad line in infinity war and honestly I’m #blessed to live in a world it exists

6 years ago

lemme talk about how much i love the Winter Soldier theme again.

first: i think its basically what Buckys head sounds like. screaming, metallic sounds. that bit in the beginning - ever been somewhere dead silent and get that loud hum in your ears? it sounds like that to me. its a great way to represent how completely alone and isolated he is. the radio-static with the distorted talking,  maybe its memories being completely distorted to the point he cant tell what they’re saying.

BUT this is the gorgeous part of it:

so, its been theorized that the metallic sounding scream is actually Bucky screaming as he falls from the train, but slowed down and stretched out with heavy filtering.

lemme tell you why thats got to be true. first, how beyond perfect?? its taking something thats *Bucky*, something he did while he was still himself. a very human sound, full of fear and shit. its taking that -just like Bucky- and turning it into something inhuman and metallic.

also, that even though he’s been turned into a cold, calculating killing machine, the machine is still screaming.

when you get your first look at Bucky, when he pulls the goggles off, what do you hear? the scream. you see his face a bit on the rooftop scene, but good enough as to tell its Bucky. but there we get a closeup of his eyes, and its sort of like the last time we saw him and the first since then are being tied together.

and ok, holy shit, i tried listening to it on my headphones, closed my eyes to focus…and had to open them because its just such a fucking terrifying song i got freaked xD

but think about that. you’re not suppose to know its Bucky yet. you’re suppose to be afraid of this dude, and the music seriously adds to that. but, in reality, its not the Winter Soldier thats scary, its what was done to him. the thing thats freaking you out is his terrified screams

now, ok, maybe its not that i could be wrong.

…except im not.

listen, listen! play the song. listen very carefully at the tail end of the first scream. you can hear Steve yell “Bucky!”.

and what is so bleeding brilliant is that, even though its heavily filtered too, its much less filtered than the rest. its the only thing that sounds remotely organic and human in the whole thing. basically, the one thing still human in Buckys mind is Steve.

on that note: does anyone think they know what the static/radio sounding voices are saying? i need fresh ears

anyways here the song xD (the thing im sure is Steve is about 0:25 seconds in. verrry faint gotta turn that bitch up)

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