Am I The Only That Is Scared But Also Happy That Mj And Peter Are Probably Going To Be A Thing Cause

Little things I loved about Venom (2018)

(people seemed to like the one i did for Love, Simon so here we go away)

Eddie was right, Anne is a suit is 👀👌

the part with Anne leading Eddie to the bedroom with her tie was amazing, Eddie is such a bottom I just can’t

Drake telling the little girl that she’s in charge (I know he’s a dick but that was cute)

the bartender shutting Eddie down

Eddie’s whole interaction with Maria

“Meditation doesn’t work because I bought a DVD from your cousin and it’s in Mandarin.”

also, in that scene, you could see how much Eddie wanted to help

“How’s Mr. Belvedere?”

Eddie getting suspicious when Maria wasn’t there to charge him for the newspaper

the whole part with him calling Skirth out for obviously following him (I love the parallel of him seemingly talking to himself when talking to her vs seemingly talking to himself when talking to Venom)

Eddie immediately trying to help Maria despite not knowing if it would put him in danger

the whole chase scene sequence in the woods

*grabs steak and bites it* “That’s dead!”

the lobster tank

Dan, very patiently, trying to talk to Eddie in the lobster tank

Venom randomly blurting “Food!” because big mood

Eddie screaming when he first saw Venom in the mirror and knocking himself out

the neighbor’s reaction to Venom

“Is there a parasite that could make me climb a really tall tree but like super, super fast?” Eddie you dumb bi disaster

the entire chase scene through the city, especially the angry reaction to ‘parasite’ and Eddie and Venom bantering

“Oh, that was pretty cool, I’m not gonna lie!”

pretty much all of the dialogue of that scene

“I am Venom and you are mine” wow, okay, you possessive bastard

Venom correcting Eddie to say 'we’ instead of 'I’

Eddie protecting his security guard friend

Venom admiring the city while Eddie’s just worried about the height

“No, we do not eat policeman!”

Eddie and Venom running after Anne like in that vine, you know the one

Eddie asking for help like a reasonable person, his voice breaking and everything

Venom immediately liking Anne

“Aww, that’s nice.”

“You can hear him?” “All the time.”

Eddie’s it’s been less than 48 hours don’t be overdramatic

Riot bonding with a little girl, it added an extra creep factor that was just perfect

Eddie getting pissed at Venom and Venom insisting that he can heal him and telling him not to listen to Anne and Dan

“You were killing me? What happened to we?!”

because 1. Eddie pretty much calling Venom out for being a loser and 2. Eddie was already pretty committed to being a we

Venom using the dog as a host and Anne immediately recognizing them

the whole exchange with Drake/Riot

Eddie holding his own without Venom

Eddie making out with Venom/Anne without any hesitation

Venom admitting he’s a loser

“You. It was you, Eddie.” Fucking iconic.

Eddie and Venom reaching for each other

“You talk too much.”

Riot stabbing Eddie, I literally gasped even though I already knew it happened

Venom crawling over to Eddie while vaguely romantic music played in the background

“Traitor.” “Have a nice life.”

“Goodbye, Eddie.” Like c'mon, how am I not supposed to view this as a romance

Eddie (not very successfully) hiding Venom from Anne

Stan Lee’s cameo!!! Especially Venom asking, “Who was that guy?”

the whole ending scene that tied a bunch of stuff together

that post credit scene!!! I mean!!! Woody Harrelson as Cletus Kasady!!! Him writing 'Welcome Eddie’ in blood!!!! The setup for Carnage!!!!

anyway Venom (2018) is one of the best romantic comedies I’ve ever seen and all the critics who gave it bad ratings are dumb cowards

“You’re a legend Fred.”

“We’re all legends”

wife is pregnant, due any day

suddenly the contractions start

“CAN’T, WON’T, I’M, HAVEN’T, DON’T, ISN’T"  she says

a whole mood by Steven Grant Rogers 

pls allow me to write out why adam lambert is great and why we should appreciate him more because holy crap:

i remember when i actually watched the american idol season he debuted in and how he stole the show almost every time (i honestly haven’t watched another season since he lost)

always took the criticisms he got (looking at you simon) and turned them in a positive light

seriously, the guy is living the dream for a queen fan (imagine auditioning for american idol with bohemian rhapsody and a few years later, you’re touring with them)

expresses himself through music and fashion and doesn’t give a damn what people say about him because of it 

made cher cry tears of joy because of his beautiful voice 

openly gay and proud of it

makes brian and roger happy/they wouldn’t want to work with any other guy today except adam 

donated and helped charities dedicated to clean water, marriage equality, hiv/aids, and suicide prevention for lgbt+ youth

just an overall talented and respectful man who doesn’t deserve the unwanted dislike from some people

to sum it all up, adam lambert is:

Matching awful, laughably ugly icons for you & your bae or whoever is brave enough I guess

“i’m not the same as who i was before [x] thing happened to me” does it help to know that you would not have stayed that person regardless

I am interrupting your regular MHA with some Venom

I’m an inconsequential man Valera. That’s all I’ve ever been.