Lines You Can Hear When You Read Them:

do you ever read a piece of fanfic that is just so fucking spectacular that makes you actually feel things? 

boy, i swear to god, i’m so goddamn grateful for every single one of you writers, yall literally giving us entertainment for free almost every goddamn week; and this is not only for those gracious magnificent bastards that are practically gods because they’ve perfected (and keep developing) their craft, this is also to that little (and equally amazing) writer that is just starting and might not be the best at it, you my friend keep writing because practice makes perfect, don’t stop writing if that’s what makes you happy. i just want all of yall to know that i appreciate you so goddamn much and yall the fucking best

to every fanfic writer out there: i love you, u crazy motherfucker

# The Little Mermaid remake we deserve

Best romcom of the year! 

bokuto: why do we sleep? i don't see the reason. what if it's addictive and the mattress companies started it to get more money?

kuroo: bro, it's 4am. shut up and sleep

bokuto: that's exactly what they want

kuroo:

wife is pregnant, due any day

suddenly the contractions start

“CAN’T, WON’T, I’M, HAVEN’T, DON’T, ISN’T"  she says

in other news tom holland is looking VERY good today despite the fact that i haven’t seen tom holland today but i know for a fact that he looked VERY good today bc he’s tom holland

ok but I like how Venom doesn’t perpetuate violent masculinity tropes. like remember when Eddie’s all down on his luck and stuff and he’s kinda morosely hanging out in a bar and then a tv segment on Drake comes on and he’s like “turn it off” and that other dude is like “some of us are trying to watch that”? that right there is the perfect setup for a bar fight. we’ve all seen it. the protagonist is at his lowest point. and out of frustration he gets drunk and starts a fight in a bar over something stupid. but instead Eddie just accepts it and removes himself from the situation by going home. he’s in a bad mood. he’s going through a really dark period in his life. but he doesn’t cope by getting into a fight that the movie tells us we should excuse “because he’s angry.” and just. good job guys. i wasn’t expecting that kind of wholesomeness from this type of movie. but you delivered it. 

I’ll say this; they sure like to dangle a cheese in front of my nose a lot, that’s for sure.

I love how we’ve all collectively decided that peter b parker is in our universe because it’s the shitty one

T H E  I N F I N I T Y  S A G A

↳ Saga of films made up of the first twenty two films of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, encompassing Phase One, Phase Two and Phase Three. The saga began with Iron Man and will end with Avengers: Endgame.