Oh, God!!

Good lord, this is cute.

renji_graphic_design.jpg

(I screenshotted for posterity, but here's the original tweet)

---

Why, why is it so. Fucking. Cute!?!?!

No No No! 🙀 Don’t take your hands. I feel so comfy. 💕🐊

Holy shit.

I love him so much!!

It’s maid Day !!!!!! Dragon maid Malleus !

He’s so cute !!

---

I heard of this, it's funny and the thing steals your alcohol.

Dude… give me the bottle (when you lost a rhyming contest against the supernatural skeletal horse) I found out about Mari Lwyd a couple of years ago - and I fell in love with the concept. Here are some of my Lwyd arts I drew during this time The most recent art is here

P.S. - don’t forget about the frogs

I love it so much.

Twisted Wonderland Diasomnia With Anya Like MC

Anya Like MC didn’t get adopted by Loid here!!!

When you first got into NRC you were super excited.

“Magic, the school of magicians… Waku waku!” you thought to yourself.

Because you don’t have any magic you became a Ramshackle student.

Yeah Ramshackle is not in best condition for a child to live. But you were totally okay with it. The orphanage you are from wasn’t in good condition either.

As long as you could attend to NRC as a student you were okay with anything.

Studying… You didn’t like it. But you still studied for being a student in NRC.

“If I don’t study will they kick MC out? No. MC wants to study here and become a cool magician!”

Of course teachers at NRC tutored you. Yes you were a clever child but still you weren’t at the same level of NRC students.

“Mr. Crewel. Can I do magic like big brothers if I study hard?”

“It’s true that you don’t have any magic in your body. But who knows? Maybe you can do it. Besides you already know how to make few potions right? That alone is a big step for you. Your hard work is paying off. Good girl!”

“Thank you Mr. Crewel! MC will continue to study hard!”

Of course they didn’t made you study non stop.

You were still a child after all.

You draw lots of pictures and play Magift with your big brothers.

Did anyone know about your ability to read minds?

No.

You didn’t tell them.

Because you thought that they would hate you for that.

“No one should know about MC’s talent. If they know they would hate MC.”

Malleus Draconia

You first met with Malleus when he pass through Ramshackle during one of his night walks.

He was quite surprised to see a little child staring at him with sparkling eyes at the Ramshackle’s garden.

“Hello there.”

“Hi! Big brother you are a Diasomnia student right? You have a green bandage!”

“That’s right. And you are…?”

“I am MC. I am a Ramshackle student! I am the only Ramshackle student actually. Ramshackle don’t have a uniform or bandage yet.”

“I see.” ( Is she staying at Ramshackle? But that place is… a total wreck. Is it okay for her to stay there?)

“Oh! Ramshackle might be in bad condition but MC loves staying here! There is really nice ghost friends in this dorm!”

“Is that so?” (She looks very young… Just how old is she?) “Say… child of a man. Aren’t you very young to be a NRC student?”

“MC is the youngest here yes. I am six years old.”

“MC. Don’t you get cold at nights? Especially in winter Twisted Wonderland is very cold. Are you sure you will be okay at that dorm? Did the principal do any renovations in that dorm?”

“No. But we have lots of blankets inside! So I think it should be okay!”

He was this 👌🏻 close to go and punch the principal in the face when you said that.

Yeah…There is no way you are staying at that dorm.

He will definitely talk to Crowley about this.

“I see. Well. You should go to bed child of a man. Little ones need a proper sleep.”

“Good night um- what is your name big brother?”

“You can call me whatever you want.”

“Whatever MC wants? Can I call you Tsunotarou then?”

“Why of course you can.”

“Ok! Good night Tsunotarou!”

“Good night child of a man.”

When he went back to Diasomnia he told Lilia about you.

Lilia was pissed of.

“Malleus. We should take that child from that house.”

“Right now?”

“I won’t be able to sleep in peace when that child is probably freezing out there. I will be going. Are you coming with me?”

“Of course. We need to talk to Dire Crowley about this tomorrow.”

“That’s for sure.”

Two of them went to Ramshackle. It wasn’t hard to get inside the house since nearly all the windows were broken.

When you heard strange noises in the house you were scared.

But when you saw Tsunotarou and some other student you don’t recognize you were… confused.

“Tsunotarou? What are you doing here?”

“This place is freezing. Aren’t you cold here little one?”

“Who are you?”

“My name is Lilia Vanrouge. I am the vice dorm leader of Diasomnia. And we are here to take you there. There is no way a little child can stay here.”

“You are here to take me to Diasomnia?”

“That’s right. Wouldn’t you want that?”

“MC can’t come here again? But what about MC’s ghost friends?”

“You can visit Ramshackle whenever you want MC.”

“I can?”

“That’s right.”

“Okay then.”

“Let’s go little one. Oh. And who did you call Tsunotarou?”

You pointed at Malleus.

“Fufufu… Tsunotarou huh?”

“She wanted to call me that.”

“What is your real name Tsunotarou?”

“Malleus Draconia”

“Malus Dvaconya?”(Wait! Isn’t he the scary magician everyone is talking about?! But… He doesn’t look or act scary at all.)

You went to Diasomnia with Malleus and Lilia.

They arranged you a room immediately.

“We can go back to Ramshackle tomorrow for taking your belongings. Does that sounds good child of a man?”

“Yeah. Thank you Tsunotarou. Oh! I mean… Mallus?”

“It’s Malleus. And it’s okay if you call me Tsunotarou.”

And that’s how you became a Diasomnia student.

“Tsunotarou look! MC has her own green bandage now! Just like all Diasomnia big brothers!”

“It looks good on you child of a man.”

Malleus has no idea how a child without magic ended up at this school.

Though he is aware that you are a very clever for a six years old child.

Yes you knew that he was a dragon because you can read his mind.

Everyone at Diasomnia adored you.

Someone bullied you? They will feel the wrath of Diasomnia.

Someone made you cry? Don’t be surprised if they don’t come to school next day.

So long story short

Congratulations you obtained: A scary, loving and protective family.

Lilia Vanrouge

Lilia adores you the most probably.

He can’t help but see you as his daughter.

You remind him the times when he used to raise Silver. 

One time Lilia decided ask you about your family since you don’t talk about them much.

“Say little one. Do you feel home sick sometimes?”

“…”

“Do you miss your family? I would like to hear what they are like.”

“MC doesn’t have any parents.”

“…Is that so?”

“Yeah. MC used to stay at a orphanage before she ended up here. MC hates that place. The owner is always drunk and he doesn’t treat us well.”

He wasn’t expecting that response.

After that conversation he found Malleus and asked him the big question.

“Malleus I would like to adopt MC. What do you say?”

“…What? Lilia no. MC should have parents in her world.”

“No, she doesn’t.”

Lilia told Malleus that you were from an orphanage.

“I see. In that case… I think there will be no problem if you adopt her. If she agrees with this of course.”

First Lilia talked to Silver about this.

Of course Silver doesn’t have any problem with Lilia adopting you.

After he got Silver’s approval he talked to you.

“MC. Can I talk to you for a while?”(I should ask her if she wants to become my daughter.)

(MC?! Lilia’s daughter?!) “O-Of course!”

“MC. Would you like to be my daughter? I want to adopt you. But if you don’t want me as a father it’s okay too.”

(Lilia really wants that?!)“…Lilia wants to adopt MC?”

“Yes. What do you say?”

(A war general as a father? Waku waku!)“…Okay!”

That was all he had to hear.

Congratulations! You obtained: A fae father and a sleepy big brother.

“Silver. Allow me to introduce your little sister.”

“MC is Silver’s little sister now! Yay!”

“So the adoption went smoothly?”

“Yup. I am officially her father now. And you are officially his big brother.”

Silver

Actually almost nothing changed when Lilia adopted you.

Silver already saw you as his little sister before then.

And as your big brother it’s his duty to keep you away from Lilia’s cooking.

He sometimes helps you with your homework.

He is honestly impressed by how clever you are.

I mean… You are six and you can understand the potion recipes? That’s impressive.

When you first saw Silver and Sebek practicing their sword skills you found it very cool.

“MC wants to learn how to use sword too!”

“Absolutely not! It’s dangerous little lady!”

Yeah Sebek started to call you that since Lilia adopted you.

You told him many times to call you just ‘MC’ not ‘little lady’ but he wouldn’t listen to you at all.

“I mean… We can teach her some basics. With Lilia’s permission of course.”

Lilia agreed to that.

“No using a real sword though.”

“Okay chi-chi!”

And just like that you started your sword fight training.

With a wooden sword of course.

Sebek Zigvolt

“Little lady! Where are you?!”

“Little lady! Are you okay?!”

“Little lady!”

You can relate to Malleus now.

Sebek was already a protective figure towards you but after Lilia adopted you his protectiveness increased even more.

You just… you just want some time to be alone but Sebek doesn’t allow that.

You don’t hate him for that of course.

He and Silver teaches you how to use a sword.

Sebek was against at this idea at first.

But when Lilia said that it was okay he changed his mind.

Someone said something bad about you.

Sebek will scold them nonstop.

“How dare you talk about little lady like that! You should be ashamed of yourselves!”

Yeah… He may be one of the most protective person you have ever met.

Hi everyone! Latte here! If you have any requests you can ask me! Hope you enjoyed reading this fanfic!

---

Mommy?😳

That’s it, that’s all I got. Happy Valentine’s Day, tumblr, thank you for tolerating me.

So I noticed that there were some Julius caesar jokes going around, so what's going on?

BABYS!!!!!

And end 💗

---

LET'S GROOVE BITCH!!!