Was Reading On Wikipedia About How Lots Of Ancient Cultures Had Beliefs And Traditions Where You Had

Dottore: Soon we will have the means necessary to create what one would consider a god

Columbina, raising her hand: ...

Dottore: ...Yes?

Columbina: Can we give it the body of a unicorn with 20 human legs and 9 eyes?

Dottore: ...

Pierro: Will it have the ability to raise the dead?

Childe: Oh can we give them a cup holder???

Scaramouche: You mean hands...?

Childe: No you dumb fuck, like a chest window that opens and there's a can of sprite in there

Dottore: Do I look like I'm taking commissions for this?

Scaramouche: Chainsaw blades for hands

Dottore: Okay yeah that one I will do

Dottore not getting a redemption arc is the funniest shit in the world we’re just letting this asshole follow us around

what a strange yet mesmerizing creature

Nahida: Oh, hey, you’re not going to get any of my stuff

Dottore: Sky’s not real.

Nahida: What?

Dottore: *Taking the Gnosis and getting back on the canoe* Sky’s not real

he’s just a guy

Would you invite him to your island?

A lil’ drawing I made for @hidheim, I just had to draw Pulcinella walking like this 🐓

I RLLY HOPE HE DOES just imagime him being all neutral and dry with his commentary but once he pays attention to kaveh (which he does a lot to see how he is doing) he doesnt shy away to point out his mistakes or how he sucks, for fun and it pisses kaveh off sm that it just spurs him on even more ajdvjdbcn

"--oh and here we have kaaaveh tripping over air. this is looking good for kshahrewar."

"i can hear you, you-!!"

Hey. Let's chew on wires. Together.