John Being The English Man He Is.

‘What teammates from the national team would you give a lift to in your smart car’

I love Martin Dúbravka. That is all

Two minutes apart, absolutely beautiful site

After thinking on it for a day I don’t blame Rafa for wanting to leave but I’m still simultaneously in denial and also fucking distraught.

a marcus rashford about saying i love you for the first time. maybe it slips out accidentally and his reaction

It just slipped out when he gave you breakfast. A simple ‘thanks, I love you’ and it was so natural for you to say you barely noticed at first, until you looked up to see Marcus staring at you. Your response was to blush bright red and place a stubborn stare on your plate. And he’s stuttering a response out and god you feel so stupid - he obviously doesn’t feel the same way. You’re contemplating every possible way to get out of this situation until your thought of ‘window?’ Was cut short by an abrupt ‘I love you too’ and you’re the one looking up in surprise, staring at him, stuttering. You’re both smiling sheepishly from two sides of the kitchen, him continuing to make food, you eating yours.

HES ALIVE AND LOOKING FINE AS HELL

John accidentally telling you he wants you to have his babies one day while laying around having a lazy Sunday

you’re lying on the sofa, a crap Netflix film on, hot mug in one hand and playing with your sock in the other. And he’s sat next to you, eyes vaguely staring at the screen but definitely not watching and it’s out of nowhere that he says it, just a quiet muttering of ‘I can’t wait until where doing this as a family’ and you’re taken aback, thinking you’ve misheard at first because he’s never expressed that want with you before. But by the way he’s staring at you - all warm and content - you can tell it’s sincere so you’re smiling back, sock being forgotten, reaching for his hand and giving it a squeeze - ‘I’d like that too’

Kyle trying to escape having to speak in front of the crowd and putting it on John instead….

We’re not forgetting you! I come on at least once a day to check on you

That was so sweet, anon! I’m glad I haven’t lost everyone from my complete annoying disappearance and occasional revlogs!

ignore me

Also things like this frustrate me because whilst I recognise the nature of football is to be the better team I feel you get no credit if you lose regardless. Newcastle was more than likely going to lose. And that’s all people will focus on. Not the fact that for a good portion of that we weren’t losing. That just by losing by one goal and having a fairly tight match we defied expectations - but it doesn’t matter because we didn’t defy them enough