I Don’t Think Anyone Really Cares, But God I Love Damian Wayne So Freaking Much

The Truth About Fem!Dick Grayson

Everyone always goes on about genderbent Richard Grayson being named Dixie or Rachel or Ricki or Rachelle but you’re all wrong. If Dick Grayson was a girl he’d obviously be named Vagina.

It’s always hotter in hell.

Why are the bad guys always so damn hot?!

We don’t deserve Tom Holland

tom holland starred in billy elliot on stage, still dances ballet a lot, confidently said he’d fuck thor, is soft around puppies and kids all the time, talks about getting emotional/crying without making it seem like a bad thing or a big deal, and dressed in this

while dancing to rihanna, and i just love him a lot for it, ok? i’m glad this is the guy that little boys growing up now will see playing spiderman. you go on rejecting toxic masculinity, tom. 

Too pure for this world.

I couldn’t resist, I just had to make these!

Bonus:

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Things Damian Wayne Has Said To The Batfamily More Than Once

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ª     “Did you just say the air freshener smells like fireball? Yes, us non-alcoholics call that ‘cinnamon’ Todd.”

ª     “Drake! Wake up! You are drooling on the table. If you are going to sleep, do it somewhere that we do not have to sanitize regularly.”

ª     “Richard, you are the only acceptable sibling. The others can pass as siblings, but only when I cannot find you.”

ª     “Father! I demand to know where you have put my sword! Do not ask questions about what Drake or Todd have done, just give me my sword!”

ª     “Pennyworth where is my dog? You bathed him?! But he was reveling in the blood of his enemies!”

ª     “Richard might have set the standard for Robin, but I have perfected it, and nothing any of you say will ever change that.”

ª     “The only reason that you and I get along Todd, is because we have a mutual dislike for Drake. Now…would you like to help me prank him?”

ª     “Are you feeling alright Drake? No? Oops, he fainted. Well, I guess that means that the sleeping powder in his coffee worked.”

ª     “I do not know what worries me more Richard. The fact that you live almost solely off cereal or the fact that your reaction to breaking your leg after jumping off a ledge is, ‘oh well, next time I’ll land correctly.’”

ª     “It does not matter what Todd and Drake have done! I want my sword Father!”

ª     “But Pennyworth! How is Titus supposed to scare his enemies when he smells like blueberries and citrus?! Summer lemonade is not a frightening scent!”

ª     “The only difference between your times as Robin and mine is the fact that you were all filling a position that was rightfully mine.”

ª     “It truly surprises me that with all your accidents, you have somehow managed to not shoot yourself Todd. I mean in all the time you have used weapons, you have not accidently shot yourself? Astonishing.”

ª     “I just want you to know Drake, I am still not over your contingency plans, and I have created a list of my own. Also, your ‘friends’ are in my father’s kitchen and I want them gone.”

ª     “Richard! I demand more of the affection commonly known as ‘hugs’! But do not tell Todd and Drake! They will laugh at my weakness.”

ª     “If?! If I find my sword?! I think you mean when I find my sword. And when I find my sword you will be the first person I come after Father! Mark my words!”

ª     “You might be right Pennyworth…perhaps Titus can still defeat enemies and smell like summer lemonade at the same time. Alright. For now, I will allow it.”

ª     “And like Robin, Batman is my destiny to-HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT! DO NOT THROW ME IN THE POOL! I AM THE SON OF BATMAN AND YOU WILL RESPECT ME!”

Maybe some of you are in a place where you need to hear these things. Trust me, it does turn out okay. 💛

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